Here’s a rough draft of my picks for top ten posts… whoops, I guess that’s eleven. Well, I’ll just call it a “Baker’s Ten”. Anyway, I wanted it to be a good sampling of humor so that I could point someone new to this site to this list to see what I’m all about. I didn’t want it too dominated by In My World™ posts, and those I chose I wanted to be understandable to someone who had never read one before. So, do you think I missed a really good one that better deserves to be on this list? When I finish making the picks I’ll make a permanent page of my best posts with an intro explaining my site.
Hating Michael Moore
Terrorist FAQ
A Frank Guide to Homeland Security Alert Levels
Know Thy Enemy: Airline Terrorists
Usually It’s the One with the Gun Who Gets to Ask the Questions
Frank Answers: Ninjas, Irresistible Forces, Light Bulbs, and You’re the Pussy
In My World: Rumsfeld Wants Talks with North Korean Leader
In My World: Stupid People No Like War
In My World: If Iraq Uses WMD’s, the U.S. May Respond with Happiness
In My World: Cheney Wishes Undisclosed Location Was More Disclosed
In My World: Career Day
I can tell you my top ten right off the top of my head at all times. My best ten post are always the next ten posts that I write.
It’s like it was only yesterday….”Ride of the Warmongerers” was the blog that took my IMAO cherry. I suppose that’s why I have favoritism but, COME ON! I know, you’re the Grand Funny Wizard and all, but I still can’t believe it didn’t make it. Oh well, you are still the funniest, and I’ll still come back. U ROCK!
I was thinking of having that one since it’s a more recent one and approachable to new readers. This is a rough draft, so more suggestions are appreciated.
I’d call them my Spinal Tap 10.
But…it goes to eleven.
I find it hard to understand why you would’t include Nuke The Moon.
Seems that essay pretty well wraps up the website.
God knows it’s been the big one for IMAO.
….unless there’s another T-shirt-producing essay that I missed.
D’oh, you’re right.
Maybe I don’t need to limit myself to a Baker’s ten.
Wednesday Wanderings
Frank has a hysterical new In My World. He’s getting better. He also posted a list of his all-time top 10–check them out if you haven’t read them. This is too adorable for words. Serenity has made it safely to God’s Country (aka Texas) and is settling…
“Nuke The Moon” definitely needs inclusion. But “Career Day” remains the single most defining thing you’ve ever done. The entire piece works from beginning to end with nary a single failed joke or missed opportunity: flawless, like an egg.
what about “Know Thy Enemy: Sars” ???
Terrorist FAQ was my favorite.