Look at this post by some long-winded muckadoo! Somewhere inside it (I didn’t read it all ’cause it’s long) he accuses me of facism and doesn’t seem to understand that I am not actually calling for violent action. So I was thinking, why wouldn’t he understand my post as a joke? Then it struck me: he doesn’t understand that my calling for violence against liberals is a joke because he seriously considers violence against conservatives! It’s the only logical explanation! Liberals are considering killing us, and we have to get them first!
I am not being alarmist.
Nope – just put you in cages with monkeys. Care for a banana?
Frank, you troglodyte. 🙂
That guy is coming dangerously close to being considered an uber-muckadoo. Unfortunately, as seems to be the case with the most miserable of liberals, this cat obviously skipped out the day God passed out senses of humor. His review of what you wrote is like getting pissed at Mad Magazine for their views on abortion. What a choad.
“When liberals attack.” Yeah right. What are they going to do? Hurl soy products at us?
Who is this Joseph J. Finn and how did he get on my website? I want answers!
Don,
I don’t know what they’re plans of attack are, but I’m sure it will be very annoying.
People that can’t take jokes should have their hands put into a fire, administered shock therapy, broken kneecaps, and be punched in the face.
Then put into slavery.
Hey, I call for violence against liberals! I have really been enjoying the gratuitous hippy-whacking I’ve seen on the news from Miami today.
Whack in my name!
A Muckadoo of the Week candidate?
Frank,
I’m just a devoted progressive who truly enjoys your site. It’s part of my daily routine (even if you did get rid of the Unnamed Mexican, ya bastard!)
So… we AREN’T supposed to be going around strangling hippies…?
Oh great, NOW you tell us you were joking?
What the hell am I supposed to do with all these bodies, then?
Spoons, you are positively evil. I love you, man!
Just like the first muckadoo you reported on here, this guy suffers from Humor Impairment, a condition common among muckadoos. Treatment includes multiple rounds of mockery and derisive comments.
The muckadoo said:”Liberals’ anger is mounting so rapidly that there is indeed a real danger of it teetering into irrational hatred.” Dude, it’s been irrational ever since the election.
He also said:”We can all recall the Clinton hatred of the 1990s: wild accusations that he planned to enslave America in a “New World Order,” that he’d had Vince Foster murdered…” So what do you call the wild accusations that Bush is going to round up all dissenters and send ’em to Gitmo? A rational fear?
Sorry Frank–the muckadoo doesn’t have comments….
Finn,
Cool. As long as you have a sense of humor don’t ever threaten to put me in a cage with monkeys again. Maybe the Unamed Mexican™ can come back one day…
Katherine,
We all love Spoons.
Spoons,
BBQ and then donation to a homeless shelter. Liberals care about the poor: you are just helping them help.
Frank
If you remembered National Ammo Day, they wouldn’t be able to cage you. Walmart had 243 and 3006 on sale too…
RARR!!!!
You’re the warlike Rumsfeld! So simple, so
subtle, so darned…cute. God bless you, Donny!
Which member of the Bush Administration are you?
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It’s easier than that, Frank – you’ve given him what’s he’s always wanted – something to feel victimized about. Hell, that means you’ve practically had sex with him.
I don’t often use Holocaust analogies, but given the increasingly violent and hateful nature of the attacks on liberals — and the increasingly apparent fascistic tendencies of the opposition — it is becoming all too apt.
Jeez…this woman really needs a clue…
A definite case of Clue Deficit Dissorder.
MonkeyPants
Imperial Lizardoid Trainer
Hey, Darth, Email me and we can plot together.
Bwahahahaha!!!!
I was going to call him a muckadoo, but he doesn’t have a comments link.
Frank:
If you ever cause me to link to another muckadoo column like this whur ah haf to reed for an hour only to discover the stupid son-of-a-***** has absolutely nothing to say of any value, i swear i will ship feral hogs from east texas and rabid monkeys from the fort worth zoo straight to your front door.
Same goes if you ever intimate again that i might be michael “Limburger Cheese Face” Moore.
Excuse me now, I am going out and use a straight razor on the first liberal hippie commie muckadoo I see.
Mikey
Monkeypants,
Yes…let us spread chaos across this accursed blogosphere…
Frank,
Can we use your garage to plot our evil deeds?
DM
Kill them all.
Let blog sort them out.
Carrying tolerance too far….
Gay Guns. What is it about putting those words together which pushes so many hot buttons? Considering recent controversies, I see no better way to plumb the depths of tolerance in the blogosphere than to juxtapose these issues again. John…
Hm.
Howcome I never get picked for the fascists’ team?
Oh, right. I don’t call for all-out slaughter.
Reading comprehension, anyone? Good Lord, he’s taking seriously a man who regularly blogs about the evilness of monkeys.
Hey. Maybe a monkey told him you were evil, Frank.
Thet’s not funny Meryl.Frank’s not evil,but the monkeys ARE.Don’t make us tell them where you are.
Nothing at that site I couldn’t get annoyed by at DU(U). Hey, took that quiz, I are GW Bush! Too bad I am just an E-6, never flew F-102s. Meryl Yourish, loved your site.
wanders off muttering to himself
Oh, Frank, we are keeping an eye out for monkeys at our Air Base. The mail carrier keeps getting upset when we dump out all his samples on trashday but we will find em’.
laughs maniacally
muwahahahahhahahhahahaha
Hey, I got G. W. Bush also.
Schway!
EEEEEEEEEEEEE! EVIL MONKEYS WILL FIND FRNAK! MONKEYS FIND FIGHTER JETS AT AIR BASE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Important News Flash
Frank J does not read long blog posts.* *I was a bit surprised to learn he read other people’s posts at all.** **Oops, I forgot, he actually did read one of my posts once, a long time ago, when he…
All funny business aside, that’s exactly why they have no sense of humor.
Just another case of Muckadoo about nothing…
he doesn’t understand that my calling for violence against liberals is a joke because he seriously considers violence against conservatives!
this is the same reason liberals don’t trust anybody else with guns…they think they would go on a killing rampage, so they figure everyone else will, too. it’s called “projection,” and there’s a nice article called “raging against self defense” on jpfo.org.
SNICKER That boy was any more full of shit, he could fertilise the Sahara single handedly. ;]
Hey! Frank! Someone mistakenly sent me a semi-load of howler monkeys. I figured there was a mistake in the address, so I had them forwarded to you…
Did they arrive ok? ;]
” — because inevitably members of their audience (particularly the more hate-filled and mentally unstable types) will eventually act them out. ”
Oh, no, Frank! Your very serious calls for violence against liberals (OMG, that means me) and your commenters’ violent responses are going to be acted out on by the mentally unstable types of the audiance. (Gee, that means me, too!) You’d better stop writing right now! Stop! I mean it! Hey, get away from that keyboard. I’m gonna go tell the nitwit!
I love the part where she states that Ted Rall’s column was satire, but treated Frank’s column as a genuine plea for violence. I read Rall’s column, and I saw nowhere any indication that he did not mean exactly what he wrote. No hyperbole, no exaggerations, nothing.
Sounds like another clear-eyed opponent of justice and the U.S. Constitution (who believes that the government can “expand its powers over the citizenry”) who understands perfectly what Frank was saying, but hopes that the useful idiots will not, or won’t go check for themselves.
Special Ed
I think he’s really Mac Diva in disguise. I notice the same righteous attitude, partridge family color scheme, and lack of comments.
hmmm
FRNAK
We will get you, and your little dog too!
You’re right, we have to get them first. They will be tried and punished under American Sharia Law:
http://gevkaffeegal.typepad.com/the_alliance/2003/11/new_precision_g_1.html
“Moreover, liberals are now so angry that they are itching for a fight, and will almost certainly pounce on any serious provocation. If violence comes their way, there is certain to be counterviolence.”
Please? Please??? Pleeeeeeeeeze?!?!?!!!
Bring it on, liberal chickenshits! Let’s see whatcha got!!! YOWZAH!!!
AFTERNOON ROUND UP
My brain hurts and I can’t write…but that doesn’t mean I can’t link! Lileks is always amazing, but reading his response to a letter from Salam Pax had me in awe (it’s the last item on the Bleat). Frank J….
Frank! Send bullets! We are getting over run by monkeys…
Oh wait, on of my females was … ahem … “indisposed by mother nature” and all of the monkeys started spanking eachother.
We had enough ammo being that they all were kinda having a “neverland ranch” moment.
Anyone want six dumpsters full of dead stinking and very sticky monkeys?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! MONKEYS WILL HAVE REVENGE! MONKEYS SEND QWYJIBOS TO SMASH YOU! QWYJIBOS NO LIKE YOU EITHER! QWYJIBOS SMASH YOUR PUNY WEAPONS! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
A Blast from the Past
Well, I’m trying something new–I’m posting before I read what everybody else wrote while I was working and sleeping. This means a) I’m out of the loop b) I’ll be linking to yesterday’s hot topics Whoo hoo! Of course, I may accidently stumble upon some…
Heh heh heh…
Make that seven dumpsters of dead, stinking and very stinky monkeys.
You want to try for eight?
ROOOOOOORGH! YOU SHOOT MONKEYS! HOW YOU LIKE SHOOT QWYJIBO? QWYJIBO PLAY PING-PONG WITH YOUR EYES!!! QWYJIBO EAT YOU LIKE DELICIOUS PORK CHOP! QWYJIBO RIP OFF YOUR HAIR AND SELL IT ON TOUPEE BLACK MARKET! ROOOOOOOORGH! ROOOOOOORGH! ROOOOOOORGH! QWYJIBO ANGRY! YOU TRY SHOOT QWYJIBO, BULLET SO AFRAID IT TURN AROUND AND HIT YOU! ROOOOOORGH!
No hair to grab, monkeyboy. Now it’s nine dumpsters, two pickup truck beds and a lunchbox.
ROOOORGH! QWYJIBO NO AFRAID OF YOU! YOU TRY GO TO QWYJIBO’S BLOG AND SEE HOW MANY MONKEYS YOU KILL! WE ALREADY SMASH ONE PUNY HUMAN THERE! MONKEYBOX ALWAYS HAVE ROOM FOR ONE MORE! ROOOOORGH!
Keep posts alive
One of the posts lost to last week’s Bloghosts outage was a brief musing about how lefty blogger/journalist Dave Neiwert had invested far too much seriousness into a ridiculous Frank J. post (and I mean ridiculous in a good way,…
Is it just me, or does G.Bush look like a RAT!! Mind you, sneaking through the gutters, sreading disease – behaves like one too!!!
ROOOOOORGH! QWYJIBO SMASH TROLL! TROLL NOT EVEN LEAVE NAME! COWARD! ROOOOOORGH!
Liberalism is a serious mental disorder, not a real political phylosiphy. Somebody please tell any lefties you may know that is so because you good conseratives say it’s so. The red diaper doper babies need to get it in their heads that that stupid moronic Woodstock era is dead and gone. The hippies are dead and buried in the past.
We invaded Iraq to get rid of a potential threat to America. Good stuff. There is an even bigger threat to America!! Liberals! After we leave Iraq, we need to take care of those communist loser fools called liberals. Remove them from the gene pool so they can’t reproduce. More liberals is last thing the world needs. I’m all for freedom of speech……when it comes from people who’s skulls aren’t full of horse dung.