That’s my answer to this challenge against me. I just submitted my top ten list, and had enough rejected items to make another winning top ten list.
Today is a day off for me, so I slept in, but I’ll have a bunch of Frank Answers™ for you soon because you’ve all been so good.
So, this other winning top ten list, um, when will we be seeing that?
After Frank eats his Wheaties???
Courage Frank, we are all with you.
Well, I would not dare, but if you want some crazy ideas… think of:
– the tunnel under the Atlantic,
– building a headquater in the Bermude triangle that the terrorists could not destroy,
– freeing the prisonners of Guantanamo,
– restoring the relations with Iran by building a great mosque in Washington,
– building a memorial in Washington for the Viet Congs,
That’s 5… I’ll think of five more…
Move Washington to Jerusalem so we can restore the relations between the countries of the Middle East. It would also restore the faith and the American people could live closer to God for the freedom and the peace.
Kerry could make his campaign dressed with white shirts and trousers, as did the King for his campaign using cocaÔn.
Make magic rings that are sold during the campaign with the head of Kerry incrustrated into a peace of shining glass. The ring could bring conviction into the power of the left.
Change the Christ for Kerry, and make all the crosses wearing Kerry written Kerry instead of INRI.
Make also Kerry the Bouddha, it might help.
Have an serial insemination on cats that born named Kerry and sold during the campaign with a neckless written “Adopt a Kerry”.
BTW, you know what is the worst job ever ?
JOKE
Artificial inseminator, working all day the hands in cow’s ass, with the nose just under the tail.
Amphi –
What the HELL (if anything) are you maundering about??
Oh – maybe you wandered in here, thinking this was your diary?
Nevr mind…
No JB, I was answering to Frank:
“I’ll hack out something hilarious when I have five minutes free, but all the other competitors have 24 hours to futilely try and top me.”
Well, maybe I misunderstood what was said there. Never mind.
What the HELL is amphitryon on? Pot? Crack? Mercury?
I mean, a retarded three year old on crack makes more sense than her. I can’t tell where the stupid starts and where the bad english ends.
One thing is sure Duke, is that there is no end to bad English.
Amphitryon = threadjacker
“I only speak 2 languages, English, and bad English”
— Name that movie!! —
Monster Kabasue, is the question for real ?
I thought we already had a port for boat people there in Cuba.
Cuba ?
But Cuba is not America, and the idea was to make what leftist would do that is most idiot. I think that making a foreign policy on the statement that America must accept the boat people would be crazy.
After all, refugees are foreigners, so if America receive them, I wonder how their own country would regulate the level of the foreigners in the world by killing them themselves rather than by the Americans. It’s all a matter of economy.
Ignore her, ignore her, ignore her.
Jonag, you did not need to say it. I think that American would prefer that Chirac finish the dirty job rather than to give me a political asilum.
Politicians, lastly always find a ground of discussion. People are only people. Who care about their death. I don’t know you and you don’t know me. That is all.
Jonag, you are the limitation of my trust in America. There is not any difference between the joke and this reality that is made of your deliberate ignorance of the people who suffer.
Just as the Mexicans. There is a limit to the fun when you count the number of Mexicans who enter the army to become Americans, and die for America while the liberals, the democrates and the Republicans enternain the world. A lot of people die every day for the greatness of America, but I am not sure that American are ready to share the sacrifice.
The fith element, but I have not seen the film. Well, maybe next command on Amazon. I only look at films that I buy. When I was still living in Paris, I was in the cinemas area, and had 3 movies theater down my appartment, plus many others all around. I used to go to the cinema twice a week, and sometimes leaving one movie to enter the next sceance on the same movie. I can see a film about 500 times without any boring… in the contrary, I am frustrated with rental movies. So maybe next, I might buy it.
“Stark-raving lunatic” is hard to ignore, jonag.
How long, Lord???
Himm I was thinking of another movie. I think that line was also used in “Army of Darkness”, but I could be wrong, my tape of that movie died ages ago. It’s a good thing I didn’t ask for any quotes from the “City of Lost Children”, but I digress it’s Friday and it’s time for my weekend beer run.
City of Lost Children, I hate this movie. I have seen it once while it was played on the French TV for Christmas night. I mean, see the mentality here in France to play this movie for Christmas. It was the worst Christmas I ever had.
Well, I have a lot of work to do. I think I won’t be posting for a long time now. I need to be concentrated on my work, and also if I have much fun, some people here are not for any kind of fun at all. I prefer to leave. I need to think quiet and get back my tranquility. I won’t be reading either, so there is no need to comment.
“I think I won’t be posting for a long time now … I prefer to leave”
PRAISE THE LORD HALLELUJAH
Mexicans join the American Army and die AMERICANS..
Poor Amphi.
Is that your compassionate conservative side, Frank?
City of Lost Children a Christmas movie? I am pretty sure most of you have never seen “City of Lost Children” but I asure you it’s not a Christmas movie. COLC is on the same level as Naked Lunch and Dark City, except it’s French, and there are no gay reporters.
You should read this: The City of Lost Children finds innocence in monstrosity.
You are the poor one Frank. Some of your readers do not support that we entertain their IMAO. They are here to read you, not the people who read you. And if you are funny, they do not pretend to be funny themselves. As a result, poor Frank, you have to work and work again. They want to be your fan club…
It is a one way entertainment.
Here again I must make the remark that being married or being single, women are the most jealous. I love the sissy comment about one’s husband finishing the shot. It’s really of the spirit, “I have nothing to say, so make her shut up”. It’s very poopy.
Anyway, I have never thought that IMAO was friendly to me, so I do not have much deception about it. I am just having much fun passing through a place where I am hated. I fact, the entertainment is this having Frank friendly until he becomes completely unfriendly… lastly your mockeries nock you in the nose.
Monster Kabasue, have you ever heard that Muslims were terrified about gays. If you want a good place to be without any kind of threat, sit in gay restaurant and take the time to finish your lunch. We call that having a break.
LOL !
I think that gays marriage is a zionist conspiracy. It is even said that America had planed to create a gayland instead of the United Arab Emirates Oman and Qatar, to pacify the Middle East.
I thought Amphi left and wasn’t reading anymore…
Dixie, that was intended to bother you, not about leaving, but about coming back.
And actually, I did not say anything about not writing.
How are you girls ?