The polling is closed for Win Frank J.’s Funny™, and I’ll have the results along with extended comments and a new Know Thy Enemy™ tomorrow morning. I shall nothing more of the contest until then.
Until then, I participated in picking the dinner guests from hell for Right Wing News (the winner is pretty obvious). Also, John Hawkins is looking for the best Rumsfeld quotes.
I noticed that there weren’t any french people on the list. I wonder if there just aren’t enough really bad ones (unlikely) or if most people think the french can cook. Of course, it’s not like a french peson would ever be rude at dinner…
The polling seemed to close too early, which I assume was a plot to keep me from voting against you, Ethel.
24 hours, Earl.
Sandor – your list would have come in 7th, by my estimation.
Sandor at the zoo, 4 is funny.
So, Frank… Can we use the next 24 hours to speculate who wrote what now? Seems like everyone has a guess (Even I do, and I haven’t been reading all that long), and it might be fun to see what people thought…
LibertyBob, French are always rude at dinner when they bring the cheese on the table. Fortunably, if you are enough drunk, you don’t even know that it is cheese.
I’m still waiting for Susie to e-mail me and tell me who wrote what.
Maybe each competitor could tell himself who wrote what.
No revealing until tomorrow. I just got the list.
Totally off topic, but Frank, have you sold out? Advertising for NavMonkey? Monkeys being shilled on IMAO? What’s the world coming to?
Sandor –
See, that “8th” thing was kind of funny. try to work that into your list thing next time.
I thought # 5 was the funniest..
I thought the Sharpton/Jackson thing was the funniest. But then, how can you go wrong with a fat suit joke?
(Note to Frank: You may want to include more fat suits in your humor.)
Sharpton isn’t that fat anymore. He lost all the weight protesting the Naval Test range in Vieques, PR. In fact, if you put JJ and AS next to each other, the older JJ might outweigh AS.
Otherwise, the joke would have been pretty good.
Ok frank said no references, so I will hold off until tomorrow. I wanted to see how many people who figure out which mine is. I even ran mine through grammar and spell check several times to confuse people. I am little disappointed that no one caught my Gulf War II reference, I thought about hyper linking it to the appropriate web page, but I figured that would be to obvious on who made the top 10. I think my failure was trying to make some of my top 10 high brow funny, by putting in some obscure hidden jokes into my stuff. Well this goes to show I should of stuck with what I work best with–– I should have stuck with the fart jokes.
Yeah, so if Monster Kabasue tells you to pull his finger…..don’t.
High road? No, no, I was still saying that you sucked with my comment. Sorry for the confusion. I never take the “high road.”
Go make fun of my posts under the list thread if it makes you feel better.
pass, I rather make fun of Kerry, Bush, or Nader much better materal. Besides I could never make fun of some one named Bill. I had an uncle named Bill who was lots fun, but he past way so it would makeing fun of my dear departed uncle Bill, which would bad, and bad people go to hell, and I don’t want to go to hell. I rather go to Heaven where the skiing is nice, uncle Bill like to ski alot, I wounder if he ever skied with Dean, wouldn’t that be a hoot…. what where we talking about any way? Here pull my finger.
btw it was high brow, not high road.
“least unfunny”
Thanks, Sandor! That’s probably the highest praise I can expect to get.
I wish you had a blog so I could link that in the quotes section at my place.
No way dude, last place mine ALL MINE MUWHAHAAHAH
Monster Kabasue,
“I wanted to see how many people who figure out which mine is. I even ran mine through grammar and spell check several times to confuse people.”
I am sure you will go to heaven, while Chi Chi (read Chee Chee) will go to hell with his Trade Mark, over time she-mule mention.
Well, even though #4 chose the words “Tom Daschle (D-Idiotaria), I decided not to let it offend me and I voted for #4 anyways. We DO have Sturgis, ya know, and that party rocks. I guess one could now refer to me as ‘Lydiot’.
I suggest that we run a petition for Frank to put the five winners at the top list of his blogroll with the younger at the top and the older at the bottom. Who is writting a good English to write it there ? I’ll sign it.
Monster Kabasue –
I wasn’t talking to you, I was talking to Sandor.
Say hi to your uncle for me.
Lydia, we are all idiots. We have all voted naively.
Amph, I was just kiddin. Heck, whenever there is any mention of my home state or home town (Rapid City), I get nostalgic, because I’m stuck here in the San Joaquin Valley and DAMN this place is ugly. Smog central.
The petition on e-thepeople.com does not work, but here is the text. You sign in here, even anonymously, and we will count out later.
PETITION
We, the readers of IMAO have participated to a vote organized by Frank J. on the site of IMAO. The vote was intended to select the funniest top ten list that was written about the “Top Ten Ways the Loony Moonbat Left Will Make Themselves Look Even MORE Hopelessly Ridiculous in 2004“. The competitors were asked to send their list to Susie on Thursday 19, 2004 and the vote was supposed to be anonymous.
But Frank J. cheated. He used references to his Trade Marks, and changed his list to add some references to the readers comments that were posted February 22, 2004.
That was not fair because the other competitors had work hard to write their lists and did not try to cheat while Frank J. did.
Consequently, we, the readers of IMAO, we ask that Frank J. becomes the looser and that the list of the 5 winners be written above the blogroll with the younger competitor at the top of the list and the older at the bottom. We ask that this sanction remains in Frank J. head for him to remember that a game is a game, that everybody is playing, that to be funny the game must be fair, and that more over, the young ones who are playing must be shown the good rules to keep in mind that there is no shame to loose but there is shame to cheat.
For our trust in the game and in Frank J.’s friendship, we ask that he apologies and make all the five competitors to win.
For the fair spirit of the game, we the people, we sign above.
The petition on e-thepeople.com does not work, but here is the text. You sign in here, even anonymously, and we will count out later.
PETITION
We, the readers of IMAO have participated to a vote organized by Frank J. on the site of IMAO. The vote was intended to select the funniest top ten list that was written about the “Top Ten Ways the Loony Moonbat Left Will Make Themselves Look Even MORE Hopelessly Ridiculous in 2004“. The competitors were asked to send their list to Susie on Thursday 19, 2004 and the vote was supposed to be anonymous.
But Frank J. cheated. He used references to his Trade Marks, and changed his list to add some references to the readers comments that were posted February 22, 2004.
That was not fair because the other competitors had work hard to write their lists and did not try to cheat while Frank J. did.
Consequently, we, the readers of IMAO, we ask that Frank J. becomes the looser and that the list of the 5 winners be written above the blogroll with the younger competitor at the top of the list and the older at the bottom. We ask that this sanction remains in Frank J. head for him to remember that a game is a game, that everybody is playing, that to be funny the game must be fair, and that more over, the young ones who are playing must be shown the good rules to keep in mind that there is no shame to loose but there is shame to cheat.
For our trust in the game and in Frank J.’s friendship, we ask that he apologies and make all the five competitors to win.
For the fair spirit of the game, we the people, we sign above.
I am sorry, my cat jumped on the keyboard at the time I was posting.
you seem like a cat person.
Lydia – absolutely NO offense was intended by the use of the term Idiotaria. It was meant solely as a reflection on Senator Daschle himself.
I hereby apologize to both you and ALL the residents of South Dakota who didn’t vote for this ideological circus freak.
I’ve never actually been to So. Dak., but the place gets a lot of love in my book for having THE coolest monument on the face of the earth.
PS “Lydia From Idiotaria” would be a cool blog name. You’ve got both writing talent and a sense of humor. Have you considered blogging yourself?
Awww shucks, list 4.. this So Dakian knew you meant no harm.
You’ll have to try and make the Sturgis Rally’s sometime, or just go visit that coolest of all monuments one day.. the scenery is absolutely specf***ingtacular. One particular road leads to a tunnel, where the view is directly at and outlines Rushmore.. done on purpose, of course. OT: some visitors think Rushmore was done out of cement and others ask “where do you store it in the winter?” :))
Thank you so much for the humour/writing compliment.. you’ve made my day. Me blog? Too many complications for me to maintain one, but thanks again, for that compliment!
I like cats, thier cute and fuzzy and catch things that make my wife scream. Then I get to be a big man and take the dead thing away, except for one time the dead thing wasn’t quite dead, and I was the one that did the screaming.
I will tell Bill you said hi, when I pass away. Sorry for the confusion, I didn’t read each and every comment, I only got 30 minutes on my lunch break ya know.
I don’t think Frank’s list is #4. It’s not his writing style if it is his characters. I think his is list #5.
Melvin, I am quite sure he is 3.