I used random.org, the official random number generator for contest purposes of IMAO, to select the finalists who will lose to me in the main contest. And here they are…
Rasta of Behind Enemy Headlines (and you can’t plagarize me this time; don’t think I forgot that!)
Dustin the No-Longer-Blogless
Monster Kabasue of Kabasue’s Little Blog (who needs to learn that dark letters against dark background does not work)
Joey of Single White Male (heh heh, he has a comic with a donkey and an elephant)
Harvey Olson of Bad Money, who returns after being first loser of the first Super Lucky Happy Fun Permalink Contest Number One to lose once more.
Congratulations to the finalists… and perpare for humiliation! You will get more contest details soon.
As a person not chosen, I am both disappointed and relieved. Now I can stop holding my breath and worrying about what to write to be funny.
Damn you Frank J.!!! May the rats of the world converge on your home to pay your back for the outrage of leaving me out!
And damn them random numbers! May they rot in Massachusetts!
😉
Damn you and your “random” numbers, it’s all a conspiracy to not put me up there, isn’t it? Bastard!
Kabasue should lose automatically just for making people go blind! Ouch, my eyes
FRANKly, I smell bullshit. Or could it be … fear?
Yeah, my eyes are a little sore from checking out Kabasue’s blog. But, it looks interesting (maybe it’s actually a 3-D blog and I just don’t have the glasses for it).
So what’s next Bunny ?
When will you compete with the competors ?
Harvey convinced you to not enter me, didn’t he? I know I keep making him spew on his keyboard and monitor, but come on….
We’re perpared.
not first
I protest this…this…RANDOMNESS!!!
bwahahaah my plan of ultimate evil is in motion. Soon the world will need glasses from stareing at my web site bwahhahaahah.
seriously you can pick up the 3d glass from my “store” on the other page, it’s 199.95 plus tax. But I guess I will have to change the color for you people (there is just no satisfying some people). So how do you feel about floresent Green?
Ok I changed the color, and added more geek porn
Shouldn’t that be “knockers”?
I don’t know. Here is a picture from the movie.
Frank J., when will you put the authomatic linker with the target=_blank to the comment section ?
Dammit. Stupid random numberses.
Wait, the random.org number generator actually uses radio static to generate their “true random” numbers. However, it is well known that radio static is nothing more than the radio-wavelength emissions of the sun. Therefore, the sun is to blame for my not being selected, which leaves only one logical option:
Nuke the Sun!
knockers… slang for breasts. If you are a woman, they are all ways infront of you. Or in my case over weight male.
Monster Kabasue, it probably refers to the breasts, such Erin Brockovich’s with Julia Roberts. Thanks for the answer, it is rare, nowadays.
Yay me! In honor of this moment, I am changing my name to Dustin the No-Longer-Blogless.
Welcome abord Dustin, I will be sure to update my links tomarrow in your honor!
This is enough to make a guy wanna defect to the Axis of Naughty, grrrrrrrr…
Humm, I need to learn funny