Everyone has been talking about how blowing up Yassin and other things is screwing up the roadmap to peace, and that sounds bad. I then started figuring that maybe the roadmap that is currently too complicated if it gets messed up every time some terrorists catches a missile. Thus, I, Frank J., the super-smart, have made a much simpler roadmap to lead to peace in the Middle East.
IMAO’s Roadmap to Peace
very nice
The artistry shows that you spent much time on this. I applaud your dedication towards peace. I would offer a contribution, but am distracted by porn.
HAHAH
frank, you’re one funny treasonous ronin.
Wow…not only is he the Master Of Funny, but he’s quite the artist as well. One more skill and I’ll introduce you to my younger sister.
Frank, I don’t have children. Would you agree I adopt you ?
Your roadmap actuallly has a lot in common with the “official” roadmap to peace. They both go back and forth without really going anywhere.
How ironic.
Is this the influence of a gorilla re-born or maybe the Limey has done something horrible to Frank. I know it can not be a Frank original, there is no blood and it is drawn backwards, maybe an evil monkee message is hidden in there.
Hostage,
Mine doesn’t go back and forth; it goes one way. It leads to peace.
I looked and looked and looked but never saw anything nuclear.
How can there be peace without something nuclear?
I left out nukes because they were hard to draw in context of a road.
I thought the Roadmap to Peace was fatally flawed from the beginning because REAL men don’t read maps and/or ask for directions…or so I’ve been told.
Men use maps; they just don’t ask for the directions. But there are women in the Israeli army who will help the men if they get lost on the raod near the porn shop.
Hey Frank, maybe a tactical nuke? You know, like with wheels or something?
or maybe an atomic canon, those are fun…
Hey Frank. Great roadmap idea, but we have seen so many roadmaps fail over the last… How many years now???? Maybe you should come up with a revolutionary idea like a flight plan to peace!!! B1s and Apaches maybe??
Just a thought….
Where is Starbucks?
Worried about the roadmap to peace being zotted?
Frank J. at IMAO has put together an alternative to the “roadmap to peace,” since everyone pretty much agrees that the one that everyone’s been working on has been effectively tossed out the window.
Dad…are we there yet??? I gotta go pee…
Hey, I don’t think those guys are anatomically correct.
Frank, you should post a drawing every thursday now.
Check you email, Frank, and prepare to be terrified
That should be your email. Bugger.
Where’s the napalm? How can you have peace without napalm?
Wow. Elegant. You should be Secretary of Peace.
Do they give a Nobel Peace Prize for Cartographers? If so, this may be a winner (Ranks right up there with plans to saw along the California border and send that state out into the Pacific. That was also a brilliant plan till the EPA complained about ocean dumping.)
B1’s? Who the hell wants to use a B1? They lack the load carrying ability and total elegance of a B52.
I like the B52. They play good music.
Amphi, I like you now. No animosity between us?
Love Shack, baby love shack!
hehe, nice one Frank….
One question, however: How in the hell did you manage to digitize your etch-a-sketch screen so cleanly?
What kind of animosity are you talking about. I am sweet as a canaris.
This is the picture of Frank the painter.
Amphy….you kill me! Great Pic!
No Pam, stay alive !
Those are the pictures of the road of the peace with Jesus for the guide.
Tomahawk Nuke!! those are cool!!
Nuclear hand grenades. not a great idea there.
so… what you’re saying is that the road to peace leads to angry palestinians? I don’t get it. Or, maybe we are defining peace incorrectly?
😛
For those who don’t like the road for the peace with Jesus, there is this other road with Bill Gates.
Amphy,
Jesus died to save even the hippies but that doesn’t mean He wants to hang with them. 😉
I could not resist, don’t you think those kittens look like Frank ?
That was touching, Amphy…almost brought a tear to my eye. It was the music that nearly did me in.
Ya know Frank…you bring this on yourself. This is what happens when you stop entertaining the children–we have to amuse ourselves–at your expense. 😉
That’s mommy’s bottle.
Yes, that’s true Pam.
See the peace road, how the Palestinians are converting to hippies.
BTW, no one should drink alcohol when driving !
Two or three Peacekeepers should take care of things.
http://www.fas.org/nuke/guide/usa/icbm/lgm-118.htm
OH! I know a guy who makes those! Maybe he has a few spares! 😉
Frank, does “International Monkey Assassin Organization” means that you are a monkey ?
frank, forget the t-shirts. your future is in stick-art lessons.
Ohhhh Frank nice work, careful now, when they put you in the gugenhime make sure they put you near the motercycle exibt.
Thought Frank might like this, what with the whole irrational monkeyphobia he’s got going on:-
http://worldwarbush.blogspot.com/2004_03_01_worldwarbush_archive.html#108023063615081273
or maybe html would work better
or not. ah screw it.
great writer, bad drawer
two words: KICK ASS!
How could you make an IMAO Roadmap to Peace that doesn’t include a shiney, new Cycle of Violence?!?!?! Geez, Frank–come on!
The map is not the territory. 🙂
It was twenty years ago today
That P.J. (O’Rourke) wanted to play…
Well recommended implementing his own Middle Eastern peace plan. Kill the men, enslave the women and children, sow the fields with salt… Hey, it worked for the Romans. I guess the Israeli’s have several advantages over the ancient Romans (and I’m not referring to machine guns.) Their plan seems to be, hide behind a wall, assissinate the leadership and let the Palestinians kill each other instead of having to do it themselves. (Saves ammo costs that does.)
Sounds good to me.
Dropping off….
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