There are now two competing fan clubs (one two), and I think we should have a system so people can sign up (and then pad those signing up with dead people from Chicago). Then, I’ll send a taunting letter to Jonah about how I have a much better fans. Next, I’ll complete my column, and you can all help lobby NRO to print it. Then, we can have fan club party! Hooray!
Oh, and I just want to again remind my readers that I love each and every one of you. Have a great weekend, y’all.
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Anyway have a good weekend.
Does anyone have the email addy for the Debbie Reynolds Fan Club?
Aww, we love you too Frank!
I’m not sure how I feel about the fact that Frank says that he loves me.
Bill, just feel special, that’s all.
So if he starts passing out hugs, can I have yours, Bill?
Your random thoughts post, about Canadians, gave great comfort -we thought you weren’t thinking about us at all. BTW, with the amount of taxes we pay up here, where the f**k are our aircraft-carriers?
All you aircraft carriers are belong to us???
Hah, see there Amphitryon, Frank J. called my fan blog ‘One’ and yours ‘Two’. See even Frank J. calls mine first. Neener neener neener!
quick, somebody set up us the bomb.
SpaceMonkey: There’s nothing good about being called either “number one” or “number two”
Frank J: Remeber that if oyu raise these fan sites to religious status then you can use them for tax savings!
sniff we love you too frank!
btw, if we have a big fan club party, are you going to grace us with your presence? and will you host it? i can’t, my apartment is like 600 sq. ft. or something, and i’m a slob, so i’d have to hire someone or get my mom to come clean again.
If anyone wants to roll out to Missouri, I will host the party for the beloved Frank. Under one condition though, Frank has to show.
oh yeah, comment 14, eat that shit Yoda
Party at my house in Dallas.
You bring the beer, food, hotties and video games…
I’ll bring the guns.
Okay you can bring your guns too.
If you find a frog on your way, we can have a pinata! Hooray!
I wonder if Frank has thought this through all the way. Two competing fan clubs = two more blogs that, well, quite honestly, aren’t IMAO. No matter how much adulation they heap upon him, they’ll always be other places to go instead of his own blog. That makes them competitors, and you know how he feels about that sort of thing, folks.
SpaceMonkey, Frank did only want to save his honor as I share his Fans blog with the troops. 🙂
Anyway, I am the favorite and Frank loves me and I have his video. Neener, neener, neener !
puffy, you have my vote. dallas is a much closer drive from fort worth than missouri or florida. i don’t have any beer or hotties to bring, though. just myself.
Dallas works for me.
lets all get “Frank J.” tattoed on ourselves!
I love you to, uhh…sorta. Anyway we will take over NRO.
As long I don’t have to whear a hat with ears, I am game.
unless the ears are really guns that shoot out lasers or something.
Wow, never been a member of a fan club before, now I have to choose which one to join? Okay, which fan club requires you to make your bones? (Or is that the Mafia? I get fan clubs and the mob mixed up.)
Our fan club (http://baboon.us) was here first, so we are going to take over your fan club and eat all your banana’s!
Yay free market in fan clubs! Boo Frank J who’s ass I kicked in the Win Frank’s Funny Contest!