I should have asked how much Jonah Goldberg’s job pays before I tried and steal it, as it’s obviously not much since he has to have a second job at Starbucks. We should find out which and order him around.
Then again, it’s hard for me to make a complex coffee order since I only drink it black. I guess I could order one of their wacky coffee mixtures and say leave out this and leave out that until nothing is left but the coffee. That should drive him nuts and teach him to do… uh… whatever is was that made me not like him.
–It was the cushy job at NRO, Frank! He has it and you want it! Focus!! How can you stay on your hatred if you can’t focus??
Nothing says you have to accept the job when it comes your way. After all, stealing someone’s position is much more cruel if it means nothing to you and everything to them.
I’d like a low fat triple shot vanilla latte’ extra foam please.
You drink it black? You wimp! I grab a tablespoon full of grounds and put ’em between my cheek and gum.
–I like it like my women: Hot, strong, and bitter… color doesn’t matter.
I’d like a large pepperoni pizza, extra sauce, hold the crust.
Frank, it sounds like while he works at Starbuck’s, Jonah is helping himself to the coffee. Pretty foolish of him to blab it to the world, if you ask me. I expect he’ll be fired soon, and then if you want you can have both his jobs.
While working at Starbuck’s you could continue to hone your In My World characters. Imagine Rummy’s response when a customer with green hair and a nose piercing asks for a double macchiato with a squirt of vanilla.
Yes, Frank, order one of those icy frappuccinos (sp?) and somehow turn it into hot black coffee. That’ll teach him to whatever.
Everybody keeps writing these words that look like Italian or something. At the same time, context suggests they are writing about coffee. What gives?
Frank,
I am with you on this anti-Jonah movement. I used to like the guy, but then he never replied to like four of my emails. Screw him! You want to include him in an IMW with Chomps?