I give free humor and I don’t ask for much – just check out my advertisers and buy my t-shirts.
Now Wizbang, former Puppy Blender lackey and enemy of IMAO and all things good, has stolen the IMAO T-Shirt Babe first runner up and is using her as his own t-shirt babe. He thinks Willow can out babe SarahK and sell more t-shirts than me!
This can not stand.
Hopefully we’ll soon get SarahK’s modeling photos and put Wizbang his appropriate place. Also, I could sure use the help from the other runner ups. IMAO must be the only blog known for t-shirts and babes, and all other attempted usurpers must perish.
Let the babe war begin.
Facist McFacist has stolen your runner up? How can this be? Who’ll take over in the unlikely event that SarahK cannot fulfill her duties as IMAO T-Shirt Babe?
Enquiring minds want to know.
As long as the Babe War features jello-wrestling and little teeny-tiny bikinis…no one loses.
Oh, man, this is great!
You know Frank, you could have the runner-ups form the IMAO T-Shirt Babe Squad for Truth and Justice or the like to lend support to the Offical T-Shirt Babe.
Of course, this is also a shamless ploy to get Heather N. to take more pictures of her in tight t-shirts and have them posted.
Finally, a good war fought for a good reason where the goal is to be captured, tied up, stripped and smacked around.
Remember IMAO T-Shirt Babes…when you visit Indiana, make sure to look for the trademark infringed Evil Midnight Poster….
If this is a war, I gotta say: You can’t catch me. You can’t even get lose enough to tie me up. Try stripping me and you will have no hands. And I promise, if you smack me there will be so many bullet holes in your body you will never smack again.
That having been said, I would be glad to help out in any way I can.
Awww, Frank. She’s so much hotter in her picture on Wizbang’s site, how could she not win?
excuse me?? El Jefe, it’s not UNLIKELY, it’s NOT HAPPENIN’ that i won’t be able to fulfill my t-shirt babe duties. i would never let down the great Frank J, even if i died, i would find a way to sell t-shirts from beyond.
bring it on, Wizbang/Willow. Frank J and Sarah K — oh wait. why am i posting this here and not on my own blog??
and ditto what Megan said.
Grabs popcorn
“Begun, these t-shirt wars have…”
Sarah K,
You’ll never have to worry about me doubting your nether-worldly abilities to hawk swank t-shirts.
But do take into account that Frank might want someone to make an appearance on the Daily Show or Hannity & Colmes. If you’re dead, though it would be good, dark humor, I don’t think the producers will allow it. And how would you respond to questions, btw? Would Frank use his superior ventriloquistic abilities?
Yeah, your judges were smoking laced crack or something, Willow was by far the hottest, best babe…. your babe is ugly like ass( just give willow a gun if thats what you liked, bet she’s a better shot. )
A bit off topic, but another lib blog just shutdown their comments:
http://www.thedailybrew.com
I wonder if it is only a glitch, or if the overwhelming logic of the VRWC posters forced them into submission.
I DO know my last post there asked if we should vote in November for the candidate that should know about war crimes, or the one that actually has experience committing them. And now comments are offline. hmmmmmm…
nix that last. must have been a glitch. darn.
SarahK ugly? Is this backwards day and someone forgot to tell me? I mean, come on!
Obviously the poster was french, or a commie, because of the cowardice displayed in not leaving a name/ email address.
This may not be the right forum but I was thinking of T-shirts and came up with one to combat the “Bush lied, people died” mantra of the socialists. How about a T-shirt with the back showing:
Teddy drank, MaryJo sank!
The front could have side by side photos of MaryJo and Teddy at his press conference afterwards.
So Willow went Benedict Arnold on IMAO??? That’s low.
Exactly what I was thinking, Megan. There might be a bit of troll-festing before this is all done, sheesh. I expect a bit of it to be hurled at me as well and I doubt I’ll like it too much. It’d be nice if SarahK’s and my proponents could extol our respective virtues without slinging shit at the other, as this is intended to be a good-spirited thing, but that might be lost on some.
jonag, I’m just a shameless capitalist pig, I guess. 😉
willow, what are you doing here? i thought you deserted IMAO for that other blog? 😀
el jefe, frank and i would figure it out, or frank would, anyway. besides, i don’t think anything will happen to me; megan’s got my back!
click where did that little french coward run off to?
what are y’all doing reading comments, ronin?? go forth and BUY FRANK’S T-SHIRTS!
anonymous jackass,
SarahK is the bestest T-Shirt Babe as decided by our esteemed judges, and you are an ignorant fool beneath my contempt.
Willow is alright, too, but she cannot stand against the power of IMAO!!!
And Sarakk is armed! So, you gotta ask yourself one question, punks. Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya?
This ronin will be buying a Nuke shirt once you make your appearance as the spokes-model.
Guaranteed.
it’s “iacta alea est” (iact’ ale’ast … all three “a”s are pronounced “ah”)
besides, it sounds much cooler than “alea iacta est” (alea iact’ast)
Go forth, ronin! Go forth indeed! Buy those T-Shirts; you’re gonna need to give Frank J. and SarahK. a hefty headstart against the Wizbang Babe!!!
Mwwwhhhaahhaahhaaaa!!!
See, that wasn’t very nice.
Now you have forced me to finally give in and buy myself a Nuke the Moon t-shirt even though it’s not in pink or perinkle. sigh
I believe in capitalism, free trade, and choice!
Or, rather, whatever Frank and Sarah tell me to buy.
Ok, Frank J and SarahK, I did my part and bought two shirts.
Take that Wizbang!
The runners-up can pose in close-fitting baby-doll versions of NTM shirts, short black skirts, black fishnet stockings, black high heels and peace tools.
They’d be Frank J’s grrrrl squad.
Recovering Liberal,
Ain’t gonna happen.
very good, ronin! keep buying t-shirts! if jonag can sacrifice the periwinkle, you can all sacrifice less than 1.50 a day to buy all three t-shirts! hmm, a grrrrl squad, kind of like Pips!
miss willow, head start not needed. but you see, once the ronin know it’s on, there’s no stopping them (us). Mwahahahahahahahahaha!!!
somebody save sandor, he’s gone nuts.
Sandor, SLAP!! Snap out of it!! (My favorite scene from Moonstruck).
It’s all your fault, Frank. I hope you realize you rought it all upon yourself. You should have chosen a good, faithful babe for runner-up… like me or BerkeleyChick… we’d never let you down! but I have faith in sarahk, so it’ll be ok 🙂
and I’m waiting for my consolation prize- you people want pictures, we need the goods first! 😉
Former Hostage,
Nice. Back when Teddy tried to get the nomination, we used to say “A Blonde in Every Pond!” (re: Herbert Hoover)
Wizbang doesn’t have a prayer. SarahK is totally hotter than Willow. And I’m totally sounding like a valley girl right now.
Totally.
Bezerkeley Girls,
What ‘goods’ do you need?
checks to see if he has “the Goods” BerkeleyGirl/Chick are needing, then realises he looks mighty silly doing so
Ahem! Ah, on a not unrelated topic about political T shirts, and one appropriate for us unlucky enough to have “Babs” Boxer and “Doesn’t know how to handle an AK-47 properly, in public” Feinstein as senators, anyone know of any T shirts that have either of the aforementioned senators faces on t shirts with “Not My Senator” printed on them?
No? Anyone wanna start making some? There can be a whole series of these things made for many other senators (Kennedy, Dasche, Clinton, etc.,etc) to match YOUR “Senator”, just to cheese off the “elite” in your area, city or state.
I only write this after seeing some college age shmuck preen about wearing his “Not My President” t shirt to an exam and having the prof commend him on his attire.
Can I get a “Amen” somebody?
jonag, you must have slapped sandor too hard, he’s gone!
ken, did you promptly hurl spitballs at the idiot prof and the idiot schmuck?
Frank J. – I respectfully and regretfully inform you that I cannot take sides in this battle. Both of these gals are of the highest quality American Red Blooded Female Type and thus I cannot choose. I will be forced to purchase T-Shirts from both of these RAL’s* out of duty and patriotism.
*Real American Lady
Ken, as a person about to relocate to So Cal from MD, I’d really like one of those t-shirts too.
Sarahk,
I should have been more specific in that I believe I read a posting from the student on a blog site, I think it was Ted Rall’s (I only went to said site after reading about his cartoon about Tillman. To cal Rall an asshat gives him too much credit).
Lara, mebbe if we lobby Frank enough he might convince the goy from Those Shirts! to whip up a few?
Hey, Frank, whaddya think??
Hey Jona!
You know it was my birthday this week and you know I look good in black, so I was just thinkin’ maybe you might wanna have that little tshirt forwarded to my California address. That way you’ve done your part as a faithful ronin AND as a faithful friend of nearly 20 years. Isn’t it a beautiful thing? WE ALL WIN!!! But mostly me! 😉
jonag, i’m thinking you should buy 2 shirts, one for you and one for pam. what a good ronin you are!!
Yay Sarahk!!! And while she’s feeling generous, do you need another shirt?
Ken, I hope you disinfected yourself after visiting Ted Rall’s site.
Greywolf, now that you mention it, I can completely relate to the scene in “Rob Roy” where the wife of same goes into the loch to wash after being raped after having visited Rall’s site.
Ted Rall is a sadly misguided person who thinks he’s so much more clever than you or I, to put it nicely.
As I said before, the term “asshat” doesn’t do him justice.