I did it; it’s working. So, I’m taking an actual lunch break at work (mmm… Taco Bell and Mountain Dew LiveWire). Yesterday, a commenter suggested I do a new Michael Moore letter, so here it is:
Dear Michael Moore,
You’re fat and ugly. Please do something about that.
Cordially,
Frank J.
P.S. Shave.
BTW, I think Moore should take the advice from the last guy on this page.
I have a new advertiser – the blog Free Will. After you’re done here, go check him out. He has the nearly not work safe picture of John Kerry’s daughter from Cannes. Nice eye-candy, but that won’t help him with the image of being a regular family guy.
Also, Right Wing Stuff is back for another month as an advertiser. Go check out their large selection of t-shirts and other merchandise.
I’ve gotten some good feedback from advertiser’s on my click-thru rates. Please check out each of my advertisers at least once to keep that up.
There’s two great articles on National Review Online today. One is from Michael Rubin about the rise of anti-semitism as of late in the West, and the other is from Derbyshire about our real enemy.
I’m aiming for Friday for the continuation of Monday’s IMW. As for tomorrow… who knows? Any requests?
Later, ronin.
UPDATE: BlogAds is having a survey about blog readers. Make sure to tell them IMAO sent you.
UPDATE II: Here’s a Ted Rall meets Chomps cartoon. Maybe I should get mad about someone using my character without permission… but it’s funny.
For tomorrow how ’bout Frank Answers. Those always make me smile!
Frank Answers.
Frank Answers the ronin.
ditto
Ted Rall meets Chomps….
Sweet!!!! Oh, Yeah. Heh, heh, heh!!
and to just to be a contrary, More Condi!!
Yay, Condi!
Condi the Hillary Slayer? Hmm?
Condi Rice 2004! Condi! Condi! Condi!
JCB
Filthy Lies
We need more blogosphere rumors to spread
–re the Michael Moore letter: Minimalistically effective, yet slightly unsatisfying. Kind of like taking a pill that gives you all your nutritional needs… it works, but the joy of eating is gone.
–Thanks for trying…
–Guess I’ll just continue shooting poison dipped arrows at pictures of old fat-ass. Yeah, I know… poison doesn’t hurt pictures… but… through the power of imagination…!!
Frank Answers!
Oh, come on Devil Dog..
Get Voodoo on the mo’fo. Lil’ bit o’ creole never hurt nobody but the intended victim yo.
Okay, my bad multi-cultural self coming out, but the great bloated whale that is.., (bleargh, ew, gonna be ill just saying the name) Michael Moore (bleargh ugyh, icky wet splatter sound) Must.. DIE!!
So, Like, Go for it DD!
Hugs and Kisses to ya if the Ignominious dickweed himself does keels over….
smootch, smootch…
Dunno, I think Rall would leave a bad aftertaste in Chomp’s mouth. That would make Chomps even angrier.
Then again, who would notice? 😉
Okay, Finally clicked on the bunny site: atomship.com. Definitely enjoying. Very Queensr… sh*t cannot remember how to spell the name of that band. cool though. definitely something to listen to driving home from work. ergh! angry mode after listening to Pissy whiny-assed customers all night, that and some grry, growling bear guy-type music (list most of the metal bands that have been mentioned since what-ever a.m. this morning. not scoffing, but just think bevis & butt-head and you know the music I am talking about.) to vent some seriously pent up rage….
mas mucho gracias Frank! Know what to buy on my next cd purchase trip to whatever capitalist store that needs my patronage.
Huzzah! And Yippie doodle!
Frank,
Check out Rachel Lucas’ site, she has a new range target you might think about using the next time your out shootin’-testing your skill.
You never know when you might actually come face to face with “him”. With this you can practice all you need to, so you don’t hit any innocent bystanders (paparazzi are not innocent bystanders-being in his orbit I see them as valid targets)
Not that I think your a bad shot, its just that flash bulbs going off could be distracting.
Perfect letter to Michael Mooron. Covers all the bases that need covering at this point in time (and I didn’t even notice the lack of leprechans!).
There is a comment thread about Moore over at Tim Blair’s place where “Stacy” NAILS Moore by noting an analogy between Moore and Leni Riefenstahl. Leni Riefenstahl is the Nazi bitch who made “Triumph of the Will.” The more I think about it the better it fits. Moore does for the LLL what Riefenstahl did for Hitler.
FRANK ANSWERS!!! Frank, answer my damn question. Thanks.
Jason H. Austin, Texas
Frank, can we have an IMW where Cicadas invade? Yea, that’d be sweet…
Get ’em for using Chomps without permission. But heck, it was funny! Maybe that can be the measure….If ya ain’t funny ya gets sued.
Nineteen, BTW.
Get that dog some mouthwash. Talk about a bad aftertaste!
I say there needs to be a “Ted Rall meets the Rumsfeld Strangler” cartoon.
–Wow… this is too cool! Please check this one out, folks:
http://www.michaelmoorehatesamerica.com/
Dear Michael Moore,
Please kill yourself.
Sincerely,
The United States of America.
hi; i’m from belgium and i am 24 years old