- I have a new ad in my blog ads. I’d tell you what it’s about, but it’s so neat and mysterious. Anyway, click on it and check it out because it’s pretty cool.
- Right Wing News has a good round up of the human side of President George W. Bush. Makes a stark contrast to the phoniness of John Kerry.
- I’ll have a new secret message for my ronin soon. Wait for it…
FIRST?!
Hmm… that wasn’t as rewarding or fulfilling as some people make it seem…
Pretty good music. All I have to say.
Frank,
Do something funny. I could really use a laugh today.
I clicked on the ad, and I like.
Sitting here listening to Mothra, Man! I want to see the drummer in action 🙂
Beo, if you haven’t already done so, go to the Blogger Alliance and read the latest humor assignment.
Cool music…wierd site. Like it!
love the music!
Hey! there’s nude people on tour with them!? too bad they aren’t coming anywhere near me.
Personally, I think it was the question mark.
Asking “first1?” as if it is a question cannot be rewarding. It’s got to be a roared declaration! Like, “I CLAIM THIS LAND FOR ENGLAND!”
But “I CLAIM THIS POST IS FIRST!”
I don’t think Hitler ever stopped to hug a sad little girl or jog with a guy who lost his leg in WWII. See, so there goes that comparison thing right down the old toilet!
OT, but I just got done watching a segment with Ted Rall on Hannity & Colmes. I…..am sickened, apalled, enraged, you get the picture. That cowardly, treasonous, spineless, evil little s.o.b. isn’t even worth a bullet. Putrid human bile such as he is will pay eternally, nevermind what may happen on Earth. Man, I’m pissed. Pheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.
OT, but I just got done watching a segment with Ted Rall on Hannity & Colmes. I…..am sickened, apalled, enraged, you get the picture. That cowardly, treasonous, spineless, evil little s.o.b. isn’t even worth a bullet. Putrid human bile such as he is will pay eternally, nevermind what may happen on Earth. Man, I’m pissed. Pheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.
15th!!!!
Now and forevermore, these comments will be remembered, for I, KRAKATOA (echo effect) have claimed it, being the fifteenth in an esteemed line of commenters, beginning first with Beo the hesitant, including such illustrious ‘sts and ‘nths as SarahK the Victorious, sandor – most ruthless warden of monkeys, and Jonag – mother of the future and forevermore VRWC.
(see how easy that is Beo?)
I guess the zen thing works as well. 😛
And once again, Krakatoa erupts with a blast heard ’round the world…
Krakatoa..toa..oa..oa…What the….Where’s that echo coming from??? Oh, he must’ve been speaking into Michael Moore’s ear!
You made me laugh this morning, thank you!!
jesus, truly, what a wanker you are…insipid humour…read wilde child…how boring
Oops. That anonymous was me.
you chaps seem to be commie lovers to my mind. i don’t think anybody loves the u.s as much as i do. i simply adore it. so shiny. and as obsessed with breasts as us british.
hoora…for the u.s…what a wonderous nation
george washington would have been so proud of us. i mean reality television…that’s u.s. innovation, no matter what the british say. and right-wing girls are so fantastic…i mean girls who love war…wow…that’s something special.
of course i don’t subscribe to donner’s empire cycle theory…
lastly, since the emphasis seems to be on humour…read wilde…the humour of the colonies is so vulgar…
lastly, no really, jonag, you seem to me, to be utterly without wit. how terribly sad. does your “mama” know?
pokes above posts If that’s supposed to be insulting, it’s not very good.
ann, whoever you are, i love you, or i luv u…i’m but a lonely man in love with ann
yes i realise that the quality of humo(u)r isn’t on par ann but the trouble is that i’m quite a few glasses of wine down.
should i leave i comment or not?
i would like to make it abundantly clear that mr. franko is the same man as i, frank.
i love you too frank and i should like it if we lived in a little cabin together and discussed thoreau
i’m partial to south american poetry darling but i shall knee before you wishes.
no no…we shall discuss neruda…for you are my love…
i insist…if only for the beauty of ann
ann…i surmise you won’t resond to me because of your loyalty to IMAO but that’s cool…i’m still hopelessly in love with you
Someone failed to notice the “No Morons Allowed” sign on their way into IMAO.
seems you might have missed it as well
hello, i’m franko. i’m not frank. you guys are extraordinarily intelligent cos of all the knowledge you get from links. the internet is the way forward i tell ya. screw books.
My brain is now completely freaked out.
yes it would be…you dumb american c*nt
tony pentin
Well, hello, Limey! You’re looking well this morning! All set for your date with Helen?
Heeeeey, Limey! It looks like you were a bit off the mark with your “Capitalism will fall on May 1” comments. BTW, what is it like to have severe mental issues?
Wow, I guess the wanker got a new IP that wasn’t banned. He’s so smart! I guess he’s putting his library card to use, or he found a nice little web cafe down in Cardiff! He changed his name, so we wouldn’t recognize him! What a stupiud bastrad he is! (I told you I’d slip that in again.) Socialism must be getting desperate when it has to change names to distract us from the fact that capitalism didn’t end on May 1st (That’s right wanker, it’s “May 1st” – not “1 May.” You crazy Welshmen. What kind of knucklehead pronounces “w” like “oo?”) Besides, Franko is spelled with a “c,” and he was a FASCIST, just like Fascist McFascist, NOT a socialist! And leave the girls alone, Limey. Why don’t you just invent a coalition of girls who like you? You could call them XTREME_GIRL, Carla, Jane Fonda, and the Spanish Debutante. Then you’d have somebody to return your love! The girls here would probably just return fire.
tsk tsk. such anger.
Why don’t you go rage against a vending machine or something?
Hey Limey, your mum rang. She said to tell you that dinner’s ready, and you should come home because it’s getting dark out.
And put on a jacket.
(Ahem… a straightjacket, methinks…)
admittedly, that rage against the vending machine quip was quite humourous. everybody is filled with hate. btw. how is limey?
socialist, capitalist, schmatalist, can’t we all just hug and do bodyshots.
He was tough and chewy, and caused a bit of indigestion.
you’re a doll alright beo…
I’m not the kind of doll you’re used to playing with, Limey.
Hey, what happened to your coalition buddies, anyway?
come on…you know you love me…i’m far more exciting then these chaps who go on and on about politics
go on…give us a kiss
That’s so gay, Limey. I don’t do that stuff. Go ask Carl or Johnny Depp for a kiss. They love you! They agree with everything you say!
This thread reminds me of Shakespear. ‘brevity is the soul of wit’
Aww, Limey. We set you up with a nice girl. Don’t be cheatin’! It doesn’t really require visiting a web-cafe, Beo. All he needs is a proxy or a shell account. Though personally, if I were him, I’d be bored right now 😛
Frank, how many more Harp Seals must die before I get my T shirt?
nikoms, your name spelled backwards is “smokin”. is that on purpose?
Sarahk, yes.
This thread is giving me a headache…
Will the real Frank J please stand up, please stand up…….
“I’m Sparticus!”
Speaking of Limeys, Today was finally Range day again. This time with my friend Chuck, and my bro, Mike.
Did you know that a Lime explodes when hit with a .223 round?
I set a lime on top of one of the wooden targets. An old timer next to us sez “Don’t do that, you’ll ruin the target.”
“I’m not planning on hitting the target”, sez I
One shot, one kill baby, that’s my rifle philosophy.
There’s that moment right after the trigger pull when you don’t see what you were shooting at, and when the barrel dropped I couldn’t find the lime in my sight picture. “Holy Shit” I hear Chuck yell, while Mike laughs and laughs. I look over at the old timer, to see him wipe a tear from his eye. Or it might have been lime juice.
One shot, one kill. It’s a thing of beauty.
I was going to post a pic for the peace gallery, but that lime was GONE. I got a pic of the one little chunk that was left, but I don’t know that it really captures the moment.
There really is little in the world as comforting as a zeroed in AR-15.
I have to dig up the cable to transfer pics to my computer, and then I’ll send them to Frank J. Hopefully a few of them will make the peace gallery.
god how I tire of this english prick. Come to the “backwoods” of Texas you F*cking moron. I’ll give you a nice chest full of buckshot.
sorry to vent the anger guys… I just cant stand him anymore.
dviant
It’s more fun to play with the mouse before you disembowel him. That’s the great fun that Limeys are good for. Look at it that way and you won’t get so angry. And remember…he’s delusional, there’s nothing more fun than delusional mice.
Hmmm…I adore insults from wankers halfway across the world, makes me smile with joy as I softly carress my Sig and lovingly load it with hydros.
commie CNN poll… go here and vote for “LIFTED” http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/05/09/gun.control.rally.ap/index.html
And get everyone you know to vote for lifted too 🙂
Heh heh, that assault weapons ban expires on my birthday.