‘s better than I’d manage right now. I’m completely scatterbrained nuts… what? Oh, yeah. umm, so I just put a deposit down on a house and what am I doing buying a house!?! …but I like this house and/but ack
And my internal commentary is worse.
Congrats to Sarah!
Also to Nony for buying a house!!! Woohooo!
Cheer up, little camper (jonag)… you’re not a loser just because the judges didn’t pick you first.
I’m sure there’s lots of other reasons.
KIDDING!!!! (and ducking!) 😛
Is there any experience on the planet more aggravating than buying a house?
I guess it would be losing a beloved family member to apply for a job buying a house.
Or something like that.
Anyway, hang in there Nony. The best thing about America is you can get yourself thousands of dollars in debt and call yourself a homeowner!
Me, I own the garage and two bedrooms outright. It shall be so with you!
And Jonag, I flattered the holy moly outta ya.
But I had no pull with the judges. So if you like, get charged with a serious crime or something, and need a friend of the court brief… remember how incredibly non-influential I am with judges, and find someone good, ok?
Did capitalism fail Saturday? I missed it.
Off Topic:
Frank, I tried to email you a coup[le of times. Either you’ve sneakily changed yer email address or my browser doesn’t recognize yers even though it seees every others…
Anywho, read THIS and leave a Comment!!!!!!!
(Hint: it’s an homagefest for rachellucas.com! sh-h-h-h-h..)
Dave,
That would be arguing with one of the credit agencies. There was something on my credit report that was not right — a loan that I had paid off years ago that showed as ‘Transferred’ and it lowered my credit score because there was ‘no recent installment information.’ Well gee, do you think that might have a leetle something to do with the fact that the balance is zero and has been for years? Sometimes being a packrat for receipts and records works in your favor, though. Particularly when federal law is on your side and you’re damn stubborn.
I’ve held off commenting on this until I could get my thoughts together, but I can’t hold off any longer.
Although I’ll admit that the new Ms IMAO, SarahK, is hotter than a two dollar pistol, did any of the judges notice the ultraimpressive racks on the two Berkely chicks. Aren’t racks imperitive for a tshirt model? I think maybe to much emphasis was put on the essay or something.
Not that I’m a sexist pig or anything.
You take the cake, SarahK! There is no way I could havent written such a great victory speech.
I would definately want Sarahk in my foxhole.
And CCinCali, I think maybe I have a crush too…Sarahk fanclub?
Frank, SarahK is a good choice…a true NBK attention getter. Did Glennnnn ever explain why the InstaWife didn’t vie for the honor? Inquiring minds, and banal slugs like me, want to know.
Nony Mouse,
Credit agencies! A pox upon them all!
I too have tilted with them a time or two. I love it how they work all day dealing with people with lousy credit, so when you and I call with a pimple on an otherwise unblemished record, they speak to us as if we were carrying plague.
I spoke with one nice person at Equifax 6 years ago. Her name was Mary. Write it down. I think she’s the only nice person there.
Good luck.
Well Dave, the moon is sometimes green, and the mushroom cloud is white. It all works!
Actually I believe periwinkles are purply-blue. But, whatever works!
Surely a mere crush would not suffice for the all-powerfull Frank J?
Periwinkle, the flower, comes in different colors depending on which hybrid it is and the amount of sodium and magnesium in the soil. Periwinkle the color is a bluish purple, generally pale.
I would love a periwinkle nuke the moon shirt!
Yes, surely a ‘god amoung men’ to Bill Whittle would be above a mere crush from those of us who are not surrounded by four copies of ourselves and/or above the age of 24.
GREAT speech SarahK! I had you pegged for the top 5, I think the firearm put you over the top.
Nony Mouse–Congrats on your house! I hope you were smarter than me and didn’t buy an 85 year old “fixerupper” (the bank LOVES me)!
Dave in Texas–One of my first jobs was as “mailgirl” at an Equifax office. They were horrible people (don’t know if it was from the job or if they were born that way…regardless I quit when they cut my hours in half immediately with no warning. Good thing I didn’t have any credit at the time or it would have been ruined! Asshats.)
Hey Fraaaaaank. Just saw your picture and can’t believe it’s you. Or was that a cutiepie mask that you wear for a disguise when meeting fellow bloggers in public???
Wondering (lonely) girls want to know!
thanks, all, y’all really are so nice to me! i didn’t know if my speech would be IMAO-fan caliber, but i’m glad some of y’all find it hilarious.
CCinCali, Megan, it’s ok to have a crush as long as it’s a platonic girl-crush like the one i have on y’all (btw, Megan, i want your eyes, my goodness they’re beautiful!!) and on Jennifer Garner. 😀 i’m not sure how good i’d be in a foxhole though; i take lots of naps, and that can’t be safe.
jonag, i’ll send you some petits-fours if it helps; if it doesn’t help, i’ll eat them myself.
Nony Mouse, congrats on the house, that’s wonderful!
i don’t think a crush is good enough for Frank J, i’m downright in LUV. oops, i forgot i don’t have to kiss up anymore. Frank J, is it ok for your t-shirt babe to be smitten with you? if not, i’ll have to resign my post…
I’m okay now SarahK. I could never have written a thank you speech even half as brilliant as yours. Unfortunately you’ve now set the bar so high for yourself that we will expect that sort of eloquence from you all the time now!! But I think you’re up to it! I hope things work out well between you and Frank. We’re all watching. 😀
sarak:
Someone corrected my husband once when he stated that sleep was a crutch. They said “Food is a crutch, sleep is a weapon” To which he replied, “if that’s the case, my wife must be the most dangerous woman on the planet!”
jonag, thank you, and shoot! i should have written a lesser speech; i’ll try to live up to it. 😀 it’s too bad Frank’s in florida; way too humid and far from the mountains & canyon for me.
maggiek, i might be more dangerous than you, then, because man, i sleep a lot.
FIRST!
‘s better than I’d manage right now. I’m completely scatterbrained nuts… what? Oh, yeah. umm, so I just put a deposit down on a house and what am I doing buying a house!?! …but I like this house and/but ack
And my internal commentary is worse.
Hilarious, sarahk! Good job…and congrats! Ohhhh…three compliments in one post.. I think I may have a crush on you.
Waaaaaa!! I’ve got tears in my ears from laying here crying over losing.
Where can I go to have this big “L” removed from my forehead??!!??
Oh, jonag, just go back and re-read all the flattering remarks you got! It’s not like you controlled who the judges were.
I was the one who controlled who the judges are.
Muh ha ha ha!
applauds with the rest of the crowd!
Right. See? Makes perfect sense.
Congrats to Sarah!
Also to Nony for buying a house!!! Woohooo!
Cheer up, little camper (jonag)… you’re not a loser just because the judges didn’t pick you first.
I’m sure there’s lots of other reasons.
KIDDING!!!! (and ducking!) 😛
Is there any experience on the planet more aggravating than buying a house?
I guess it would be losing a beloved family member to apply for a job buying a house.
Or something like that.
Anyway, hang in there Nony. The best thing about America is you can get yourself thousands of dollars in debt and call yourself a homeowner!
Me, I own the garage and two bedrooms outright. It shall be so with you!
And Jonag, I flattered the holy moly outta ya.
But I had no pull with the judges. So if you like, get charged with a serious crime or something, and need a friend of the court brief… remember how incredibly non-influential I am with judges, and find someone good, ok?
Did capitalism fail Saturday? I missed it.
Off Topic:
Frank, I tried to email you a coup[le of times. Either you’ve sneakily changed yer email address or my browser doesn’t recognize yers even though it seees every others…
Anywho, read THIS and leave a Comment!!!!!!!
(Hint: it’s an homagefest for rachellucas.com! sh-h-h-h-h..)
Dave,
That would be arguing with one of the credit agencies. There was something on my credit report that was not right — a loan that I had paid off years ago that showed as ‘Transferred’ and it lowered my credit score because there was ‘no recent installment information.’ Well gee, do you think that might have a leetle something to do with the fact that the balance is zero and has been for years? Sometimes being a packrat for receipts and records works in your favor, though. Particularly when federal law is on your side and you’re damn stubborn.
Didn’t you promise an In My World?
Sloofus,
That was monday morning.
I’ve held off commenting on this until I could get my thoughts together, but I can’t hold off any longer.
Although I’ll admit that the new Ms IMAO, SarahK, is hotter than a two dollar pistol, did any of the judges notice the ultraimpressive racks on the two Berkely chicks. Aren’t racks imperitive for a tshirt model? I think maybe to much emphasis was put on the essay or something.
Not that I’m a sexist pig or anything.
You take the cake, SarahK! There is no way I could havent written such a great victory speech.
I would definately want Sarahk in my foxhole.
And CCinCali, I think maybe I have a crush too…Sarahk fanclub?
Congrats.
Frank, SarahK is a good choice…a true NBK attention getter. Did Glennnnn ever explain why the InstaWife didn’t vie for the honor? Inquiring minds, and banal slugs like me, want to know.
InstaWife was not qualified since whe is the wife of a judge.
CCinCali, Megan,
It’s okay to have a crush on Sarah, but you need to have a crush on me to. This is my site!
Hmmmm…But I was told sarahk would be taking over this site!
Well hopefully if she does take over this site she will start issuing Nuke the Moon shirts in pink and periwinkle!!
Krakatoa, I heard that!! 😛
Nony Mouse,
Credit agencies! A pox upon them all!
I too have tilted with them a time or two. I love it how they work all day dealing with people with lousy credit, so when you and I call with a pimple on an otherwise unblemished record, they speak to us as if we were carrying plague.
I spoke with one nice person at Equifax 6 years ago. Her name was Mary. Write it down. I think she’s the only nice person there.
Good luck.
Jonag, aren’t periwinkles green, with white flowers?
I don’t know how you could juxtapose that with nuclear destruction.
Well Dave, the moon is sometimes green, and the mushroom cloud is white. It all works!
Actually I believe periwinkles are purply-blue. But, whatever works!
Surely a mere crush would not suffice for the all-powerfull Frank J?
Periwinkle, the flower, comes in different colors depending on which hybrid it is and the amount of sodium and magnesium in the soil. Periwinkle the color is a bluish purple, generally pale.
I would love a periwinkle nuke the moon shirt!
Yes, surely a ‘god amoung men’ to Bill Whittle would be above a mere crush from those of us who are not surrounded by four copies of ourselves and/or above the age of 24.
Err… Sorry, some of my books as a youngster had British spellings, so to this day colour, grey, and amoung are likely to crop up in my writing.
GREAT speech SarahK! I had you pegged for the top 5, I think the firearm put you over the top.
Nony Mouse–Congrats on your house! I hope you were smarter than me and didn’t buy an 85 year old “fixerupper” (the bank LOVES me)!
Dave in Texas–One of my first jobs was as “mailgirl” at an Equifax office. They were horrible people (don’t know if it was from the job or if they were born that way…regardless I quit when they cut my hours in half immediately with no warning. Good thing I didn’t have any credit at the time or it would have been ruined! Asshats.)
Hey Fraaaaaank. Just saw your picture and can’t believe it’s you. Or was that a cutiepie mask that you wear for a disguise when meeting fellow bloggers in public???
Wondering (lonely) girls want to know!
thanks, all, y’all really are so nice to me! i didn’t know if my speech would be IMAO-fan caliber, but i’m glad some of y’all find it hilarious.
CCinCali, Megan, it’s ok to have a crush as long as it’s a platonic girl-crush like the one i have on y’all (btw, Megan, i want your eyes, my goodness they’re beautiful!!) and on Jennifer Garner. 😀 i’m not sure how good i’d be in a foxhole though; i take lots of naps, and that can’t be safe.
jonag, i’ll send you some petits-fours if it helps; if it doesn’t help, i’ll eat them myself.
Nony Mouse, congrats on the house, that’s wonderful!
i don’t think a crush is good enough for Frank J, i’m downright in LUV. oops, i forgot i don’t have to kiss up anymore. Frank J, is it ok for your t-shirt babe to be smitten with you? if not, i’ll have to resign my post…
Cutiepie J.
I’m okay now SarahK. I could never have written a thank you speech even half as brilliant as yours. Unfortunately you’ve now set the bar so high for yourself that we will expect that sort of eloquence from you all the time now!! But I think you’re up to it! I hope things work out well between you and Frank. We’re all watching. 😀
sarak:
Someone corrected my husband once when he stated that sleep was a crutch. They said “Food is a crutch, sleep is a weapon” To which he replied, “if that’s the case, my wife must be the most dangerous woman on the planet!”
jonag, thank you, and shoot! i should have written a lesser speech; i’ll try to live up to it. 😀 it’s too bad Frank’s in florida; way too humid and far from the mountains & canyon for me.
maggiek, i might be more dangerous than you, then, because man, i sleep a lot.
I still wanna see Elise and Nony Mouse in those T-shirts.
All those colors? For periwinkels?
I think it’s you girls that make the flowers pretty, and not the other way around.