Good… bad… I’m the guy with the blog.
The second year of IMAO has ended and a new year begins… one more dynamic, more action packed, and more funnier.
Pity our enemies.

I already decalred that SmartCarry is the official conceal carry holster of IMAO, and I decided to endorse more things:
Official Beer of IMAO: Guinness
Mmm… Guinness.
Official Gun of IMAO: The 1911
Good for killing what ails you.
Official Caliber of IMAO: .45 ACP
That follows logically.
Official Political Party of IMAO: The Republicans
Elephants are big.
Official Jelly Beans of IMAO: Jelly Belly
My favorite is the pear flavor.
Official Cudgel of IMAO: ASP Telescoping Baton
I call it the “Snap and Whomp”
Official Cudgel with Flashlight Capabilities of IMAO: The 3 D-Cell Maglite
I call it the “Blind and Whomp”
Official Stance on Terrorism of IMAO: Kill the Bastards
No explanation needed.
Official Cola of IMAO: Coke
Pepsi is too sweet.
Official Movie of IMAO: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
“If you’re going to shoot – shoot; don’t talk.”
Official Way to Drink Coffee of IMAO: Black
Coffee shall not be defiled with impurties such as cream or sugar.
Official Fast Food Resturant of IMAO: Taco Bell
I like chalupas.
Official Hated Animal of IMAO: Monkeys
Me no like monkeys
Official Physics of IMAO: Classical
Quantum is just weird.
Official Quark of IMAO: The Top Quark
The top quark kicks ass!
Official Actual Word of IMAO: Ronin
I am ronin!
Official Made Up Word of IMAO: Muckadoo
Monkey see; monkey do.
Official Name for Glenn Reynolds of IMAO: The Puppy Blender
It’s true! He does it!
Official Archnemesis of IMAO: Scrappleface
Damn you, Scrappleface!
Official Exclamation of Surprise of IMAO: “What the deuce!”
Name two places where that is from.
Official Denial of Any Involvement with the Alien Conspiracy of IMAO: “I am not involved with any alien conspiracy.”
It is silly to believe otherwise.
Official Way to End This Post of IMAO: I can’t think of a good way.
I really can’t. Sorry.

The Israeli wall, which has stopped 90% of suicide bombings, has been declared illegal by the Hague. This raises the important question: What’s “F**k you!” in Hebrew?
There are also people trying to get the holding of Saddam Hussein decalred unconstitutional. It would be nice if President Bush came out to clarify things by saying, “The guy is guilty, retards!” The whole trial is just to quiet the whiny bitches out there, and it doesn’t seem to be working. Trials are in case the person charged might be guilty, but there is no imaginable circumstance in which Saddam ain’t deserving a swift slow execution. If he doesn’t get called guilty and terminated, in will be a travesty of justice.
Maybe the people involved in the “Oil for Kickbacks” U.N. program will get persumed innocence before being tried and executed by the Iraqis.
Maybe.

Because the frick’n public library isn’t open on Fridays until 1pm (3pm ET).
Yay hotspots!
You’re probably saying to yourself, “Hey, something looks different here. Did you change your font size?”
No, I had a complete redesign by Sekimori. Anyway, I’ll still have to catch up some new pages to the new template (such as the Peace Gallery), move a few things around and cut the fat, and do a new “About Me” page plus an actual FAQ… with answers! Put suggested questions in the comments.
So much to comment on in the news today, but I still have the whole “hang with the family thing.” I’ll put up a few posts, and see more of you guys after the weekend.
BTW, it is “International Link to IMAO Day”, and I won’t be able to be on much today to see who is not complying, so it’s up to you ronin to gently remind those who forget.
A new age dawns today, so bask in its glory.
UPDATE: Aww. Michelle Malkin is now one of my favorite bloggers as well as columnists. Wish I had the whole day to check out all my friends in the blogosphere, but I need to eat and get going soon. Thank you notes will have to wait for next week.