Putin is amassing nuclear weapons and attack submarines in the Arctic Circle as Russia prepares for war with NATO, Norway says
Daily Mail UK | October 25, 2025 | Shannon McGuiganPutin is amassing nuclear weapons and attack submarines in the Arctic Circle as his country prepares for war with NATO, Norway has said.
Norway’s Defence Minister Tore Sandvik claimed his country had found Russia had been increasing its military presence in the Arctic, particularly in the Kola peninsula.
The politician also said Vladimir Putin had been attempting to take over the Arctic region where its fleet is based to block shipping routes to Nato allies if war broke out.
‘Russia is building up on the Kola peninsula… where one of the largest arsenals of nuclear warheads in the world is located,’ Mr Sandvik told The Telegraph.
‘They [the nuclear weapons] are not only pointed towards Norway, but towards the UK and over the pole towards Canada and the US.
Try getting that from a Kola nut.
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She walked up to me and she asked about Vance
I asked her her name, in a thick Russian voice she said “Nora”
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I think that the aliens are launching their final assault from there.
He’s hoping to renegotiate the terms of Seward’s Folly…
Bummer. What if you miss out on the end of the world? 😢
Giant Zombie penguins.
See: At The Mountains of Madness
Putting his weapons on ice may protect them from Ukrainian drones…
Is this the point in the movie where Democrats complain that Trump failed to buy Greenland?
Then Trump claims he put a Uuuuge force there anyway.
Putin turns Greenland to Glassland.
Trump laughs “JK, Nerd. We never had any troops there”
And then Democrats complain about Trump lying to Putin about having troops there.
Don’t tell anyone where you heard it …but it’s a Russian False Flag Operation. They’re stockpiling weapons at just the opposite….The South Pole.
Penguins are practically Chechen.
The penquins in the North P. are American military robots. This should throw Putin way off kelter because we all know penquins are only in the South P. 🐧
Gonna help us with our ICE raids?
I just had an extra random thought: Joe Biden and I have one thing in common.
Neither one of us can recall when we were president of the U.S.
Oh, and Biden said Obama was the greatest president since George Jefferson.
Protect the whales from Russian Nukes! Save the oceans! Melt the North Pole!
Hiding them from his internal enemies.