Is this the man you want to be your next president?

Do you want some Oompa Loompa making the decisions that affect your life?
This message was approved by President Bush… who is not a total dork.
Edwards is on T.V. right now talking about all these nice things he wants to do for people – do you think he’ll get a 50% cut if he accomplishes them?
Anyway, first day of my conferences ended with gourmet food as far as the eye could see and an open bar. Holy. I need to do more business travel. Well, doubt I’ll get that again over the next eight days.
Hey, Edwards just made some reference to Kerry serving in a war; which one was it?
Seriously, someone should keep a Kerry war reference count.
Well, I called another meeting over drinks and cigars which I need to head down for soon. Maybe I’ll do some more gambling while I’m down there and tell you how I do. Hopefully, I’ll have some time soon to do some real political blogging. ’till then, caption the picture above.
Oh, and by everyone’s recommendation, I’m going to try the In-And-Out Burger tomorrow for dinner.
He just mentioned Kerry was in the military again. That’s twice…

Just conducted a meeting with my coworkers over cigars and adult beverages – this is the way things should be done.
Anyway, I had gambled twice, putting a quarter in two machines, and was up $0.50 as previously reported. After the alcohol, I decided to try my luck again. Soon, five singles were squirrled away and I was down $4.50. Frustrated, I put a Lincoln into a nickel Monopoly game. I had no idea what meant what as the digital dials spinned, but I soon landed on free parking and got a ton of bonuses.
Gambling results so far: Up $39.25
In other words, I have not yet learned the evils of gambling.
Well, have to get up for at 8am breakfast tomorrow, which is like 11am since I’m still jet-lagged. Now I head to bed for more than eight hours sleep. See y’all later.
BTW, I was bad and didn’t get my entry in on time, but here is Right Wing News’s list of history’s biggest impact players.