First there was “Uzi” into “Ooshi,” and then there was this:
I would never use an Ooshi hunting, those guns are a Shinonist plot, but you should all realaish I stand for sportsman’s right to yoosh guns. That is the eshact truth, and it’s crayshee to say otherwaish. You write that in your papers and your magasheens.
no way! first?
yep, sounds like someone drank his lunch.
Great. Another politician with a speech oddity.
“Ah ahm jimmah cartah!”
The ones with oddities presage great screwups….
And NO. He does not deserve to have his name capitolized.
Thhhhhhhuferin’ Thhhhhhuckatash! Howth a perthon thhhhhupoth to underthhhhhand the maroon?!?
That shit was reminiscent of Jhenghis Kahn.
Or maybe Chaka Kahn…..or even Madeline Kahn.
lol, maggie.
And, with deep sadness in their hearts, and dragging steps, the Democrats slowly trudged to the polls, realizing they could not vote for notBush, as he was finally, truly, morphing into a Kennedy…
i dont know why, but when i read it, i heard sean connery as james bond. maybe im just nuts.
“Shome mishtake shorely?”
Uzis are a Shintoist plot? WTF?