You now have only 24 hours left to enter the contest and win a free Know Thy Enemy: Liberals t-shirt.
You enter now! Also, you buy all other t-shirts!
Know Thy Enemy: Terrorists is almost gone, so you buy before you not have one and be sad and cry like Nancy Kerrigan. And then I laugh at you!
Ha! No shirt for you!
Buy now!

First! But for what….
But you already laugh at us…
On completely related news… the “how to talk to a liberal” book ad.
WTF? Ann Coulter, let me abridge the book for you.
How to talk to a liberal in three steps.
Step one: acquire a paper copy of ‘My Lie’ by President Clinton, impeached
Step two: slam it onto the head of anybody who looks french, leftwing, or just stupid.
Step three: repeat step two as necessary.
Jeez…
Francesco,
and remember to use small words.
Oh, Frank. Hurray. Yes, i will buy many t-shirts. Many.
Hey, do they come in kid sizes?
I make sure there always small for the new ones for the sake of the ladies, but not kid sizes.
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Boy, a decade later, Kerigan is still good for a laugh.