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  1. Mattt, when you temporarily bury your gun’s you really need to coat em with thick navy grease. Make no maps, and practice how to fool a ECT test. Gubment workers dont work hard so bury shrapnell all over the place to fool their ground penetrating satelites.

  2. Matt,
    some history…
    When Diane Finestein was mayor of San Francisco there was a move to enact gun registration for the city. She was behind the new law and swore that as long as she was the mayor, that the list would not be used to confiscate legal firearms. Well, the ordnance was passed and she kept her word. However, the next mayor of SF never made such a promise and they issued a regulation that made it illegal to posess any firearm within the city limits and proceded to use the registration list to track down and confiscate firearms.
    Frank….ixnay on the ovelay ondoleezzacay iceray.

  3. The 2nd Amendment isn’t about duck hunting!!
    Condi’s Dad had it right. What’s more worth protecting than your life and the lives of your family?
    Who will protect you when the Government won’t?
    In the meantime, continue to gather weapons and ammunition in military calibers!

  4. sarahk,
    Sometimes, in love, you just gotta say “I can understand that.” I love my wife, and I know she loves me, but if Anthony Hopkins or William Peterson (Grissom on CSI:The F’n Original) shows up in our bedroom, I know I need to find me a crossword puzzle. I can understand that.
    Likewise, if Marg Helgenberger shows up, she’ll be off to watch Trading Spaces. Because she can understand that. (yes, CSI is Thursday night foreplay)

  5. Matt…just don’t register it. Then if you ever have to use it, tell the cops:
    a. I scared the intruder and he dropped it. I grabbed it and shot at him. (this is if you don’t kill him).
    b. He pulled a gun and we struggled for it and I got it out of his hands and shot him (good if you are close when you hit him and he’s either dead or “mostly” dead and you can smear his fingerprints all over the piece).
    c. I scared the intruder and he dropped his gun. I picked it up and was about to call the police when he came back…probably looking for his gun.
    d. There were two of them and when I scared them, one pulled a gun and we struggled and it went off and hit his friend and then the first guy got away! (be sure to hide your weapon…the struggle part will explain the residue on your hands)
    Disclaimer: This post is meant for humorous and satirical puroposes and is not intended to be suggestions on how to break the law. Any lawyer who later tries to sue me over this had better be careful because there’s no telling when they and I might be in the same room when an armed intruder breaks in.

  6. Well I heart Condi too Frank! In a purely platonic affection sort of way.
    OT & BTW – Happy Birthday Joey D! How old are you today critter?
    Another OT – Former Hostage? when are you going to get your own blogsite? I swear you and Dave in Texas are un-blogged heros. (or un-blogged bloggers what need to be blogging already!)
    Back on topic – I would sooo vote for Condi in ’08! But who’d be her VP?

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