Senatorette Barbara Boxer is signing on the challenge the Electoral College votes. Many people at Democratic Underground who, as they like to point out constantly, are much smarter and more often right than any of us, are convinced this will lead to Kerry becoming president.
Time to load the shotguns.
Any moment now Kerry is going to storm down the Potomac in his swift boat and take the White House. The lefties, stirred to a frenzy by the coup, will storm the streets as berserkers, attacking everything in site. So lock you doors and keep your weapons at hands. If someone rings your doorbell and identifies himself as “President Kerry,” DO NOT LET HIM IN! Shoot anyone who tries to come in through the windows.
You’re probably asking whether next the dead will rise and eat the flesh of the living – like in Dawn of the Dead. Well, there is no evidence that this won’t happen. I hope you stocked up on ammo.
Damn you, Barbara Boxer! You’ve destroyed civilization! Damn you!
first!
i read your post and then looked for comments, and to my astonishment there were none. What!!? that never happens! so i just had to say first.
damn zombies…
Barbara Boxer is the anti-christ.
It is our duty as Americans to destroy her.
Perhaps this would be a good time to contemplate a temporary alliance between the evil monkeys and ninjas.
At least for the time being.
Then, after their numbers have been decimated on the front lines, we can mop up.
I think ripping off her arm and beating her with it is a start. Seriosly though, (says I with shotgun loaded) she must be destroyed!
And since I can’t spell seriously (“here’s yer sign!”) I must be destroyed!
Hopefully a couple of repubs will use the time to talk about the Washington Gov race?
Nah…
Comes the revolution!
Before the end of this decade, the second civil war will start.
Since our side has 95% + of the guns, the revolution will take about 20 minutes.
Then, IT’S MILLER TIME!
Zell Miller will become dictator?
I could live with that.
Not sure how long the MSM would last, though, after he signed an executive order making dueling mandatory.
What’s next after this little whine-fest doesn’t work? Dioxin?
Repeating the same procedure, hoping to get different results is a sure sign of Insanity – Albert Einstein, loosly translated.
Think of this. The Dems cannot Win an election, nor Buy an election, nor Steal an election. Do you want a group this incompetent running the free world?
OOOOOH! They held up the voting for 2 whole hours! At first I was in disbelief that they would get excited about accomplishing nothing, but they still brag about the war on poverty. You all remember the poor, don’t you?
Kerry’s so confident that things will change that he’s not even showing up for the vote.
C’mon, Frank.
“Load the shotguns”? “Keep your weapons at hand”? “Stock up on ammo”?
Like, who doesn’t do these things every day? Kinda like telling us to brush after every meal, or putting the seat down (now that the lovely Sarahk will be your renter.)
For this kind of emergency, we need advice on when to don our Ninja Suits!!
Glock 23 IWB at my hip as I write.
Concede: acknowledge defeat; “The candidate conceded after enough votes had come in to show that he would lose”
– Dictionary.com
Kerry conceded… I think it’s over.
Can Armegeddon wait until next week? I can’t bring home my new Kimber Ultra Carry II with Night Sights until then. (Christmas present from my sweetie). I’ve only got a 9mm and 357 mag. on hand at the moment.
Seeing as we are the one who have the guns, the moonbats have no chance in hell.
Let them just try to stage a coup.
If the dead do rise, be sure to get a generator right quick. The power will probably only stay on a couple days.
I was home sick with the flu all week. It was all zombie all the time (until the wife got home of course). I sat in front of the tube and watched: Dawn of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, Resident Evil 1 & 2, Ghosts of Mars, and CSPAN. When that got tiring, I read “Zombie Survival Guide) by Max Brooks.
i seem to remember that when a pair of Libs tried a run-by pie attack on Ann Coulter while she was speaking at some college or another, both missed their target. I wouldn’t worry about a Democratic uprising that involves weapons, they aren’t familiar enough with weapons to know how to aim.
Tacberry, you forgot Shaun of the Dead (good movie, funny!)