Even when no person is in the house, I found out it’s a good idea not to leave the bathroom door open. Well, I learned something, and hopefully Minerva learned something about suddenly jumping up on a toilet bowl.
That said, Earl has me up against Glenn Reynolds for “Who is hotter?” No offense to the blender, but why doesn’t she put me up against Napoleon Dynamite?
I don’t have anything to say. Just wanted to prevent some dweeb from posting just to proclaim that he was ***** (f- word deleted).
As Frank has pointed out, that is totally un-Hitler.
Frank;
I sure hope you then gave Minerva a bath……:)
First ya stick Minerva way up in a floor lamp,then ya humiliate her with photoshop,now ya peed on her? Ohhh L-rd have mercy,Frank.SarahK is gonna whoop your “pinky toe” one day. 🙂
Frank, I love you.
It’s not Frank’s fault the cat is out to frame him for everything.
(See, Frank, even though you told SarahK to tell me that I’m banned, I’m still here–and even defending you. So un-ban me!)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Poor kitty.
After you flushed you could have just dunked Minerva in the toilet for her bath.
Oh, that is unless you have blue toilet water, no cat dunking if you have that. 🙂
Now take pictures and post on infinitecat.com
Frank – as of 7pm Eastern, you’re ahead of the PuppyBlender….
Sarahk…. better be ready to bop him on the head to keep him (sort of) humble!
Frank, you’re pwning… dare I say it… Reyonlds Gagging
Frank, I love you too. just like Someone does.
except when you pee on my cat’s head. and for the record, his response when i asked if he washed Minerva’s head was, “yeah, i rinsed it with water.”
goodness, boy, if you pee on your own self, don’t you use soap?
It’s a close one. Prof. Reynolds made himself look pretty presentable by wiping the puppy blood off his mouth.
I just missed the last 10 minutes of Gunsmoke because I was laughing so hard. I hope they rerun that episode.
Frank:
A word of advice. If you have a favorite pair of headphones or pair of shoes or boots.
Beware!
Cats have a disgustingly simple way of seeking vengance against Humans who annoy, anger or humiliate them.
The rough transaltion from Felinese is “Substitute Litter Box”.
Just a Friendly Heads Up.
Jack.
One of the best thread titles ever.
So, according to Madonna peeing on your feet will cure athletes foot. What does it do for cats? Cure arrogance?
I voted for you once…Did you supply the other 126?
I’ve said before,
If you have a cat in your house,
you have a box of crap in your house.
Sorry, can’t vote for a kid younger than my kid in any catagory that includes ‘hot.’
Feel sorry for the cat, though…
I know they say how “Life imitates art” and all, and I guess its true, because Frank, I hate cats, and this is one of the funniest things you’ve written.
Does Hallmark make a card for this occassion?
To answer what was probably a rhetorical question: Napoleon Dynamite would have won, that’s why. Chicks dig freakish mormon boys.
Pluto sometimes sticks his head over the edge of the bowl do see what I’m doing, but he’s smart enough to get the hell out of the way before it starts flowing. So far I have never hit him yet.
Actually he gives me this funny look and walks away like he is disgusted with me. I think because he thinks it’s gross to go inside the house.
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