No! Now there are new questions about Kofi being involved with bribery because of an e-mail, but I can’t believe he could be involved in such things. Yes, his son Kojo is a no goodnik, but I just can’t imagine Kofi is corrupt. It would just darken my whole world view.
I new Kofi since I was a kid. We’d always play catch in the park. Also, we did this fun game where he’s secretly give me an envelope and then I’d deliver to some men in suits at the other side of the park. And then me, my brother, my sister, and Kofi would play tag. Sometimes Carter would show up, and I’d beat him with a whiffle ball bat until he revealed the nuclear launch codes. He was no longer president, so it was all in good fun.
My Mom didn’t like me hanging out with Kofi, but she just worried too much. She didn’t know Kofi like I did and how’d he bring boxes of foreign aid over to the park for me and my friends to snack on. Strangely, my dog always growled at Kofi, and she never growled at anyone. “Stop trying to bite Kofi!” I’d have to yell at her. My dad’s opinion on the whole matter was that I should fetch him a beer from the fridge.
Anyway, I just can’t believe Kofi is corrupt and would abuse his power. Sure, he once strangled a man in front of me, but I’m pretty sure he was a bad man.
Oh, those wistful summer days hanging out in the park with Kofi; I wouldn’t trade them for all the oil in the world.