As the Peyote Light wears off RWD Struggles to Control the Spirit of Dean which he now channels..
Let’s join in on today’s session..
QUESTION:Posted by Jonathan
Dr. Dean,
How come you’re an idiot? and do you have a favorite pop-tart?
Mine’s Hot Fudge Sundae.
“Ha. If I’m the (YEARGh) idiot, how come YOU’RE the one who put a hot fuge sundae in the toaster!! (Yea.. argh. h)”
QUESTION: Posted by Army NCO Guy
RWDean, I’m a white Christian Republican. Do you really hate me? I wanna be your friend.
I try to hate everyone equally. Check with my staff to see if we have any openings. Maybe we can go biking. I know a nice church with a bikepath
QUESTION: Posted by Thor Jr.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
“The answer is 42 — billion dollars earmarked to find the answer to that! And Republicans are doing nothing about it!! Stupid, white Christians. (Ack. Ack)”
QUESTION: Posted by JoshG
Dr. Dean
–.On the Jon Stewrt [sic] Show last night you were unfunny and said nothing of value. Do you think a moist clump of sod would have been a better guest? On a related note, did you order a pizza?
“Well, just HOW moist of a clump are we talking about? A semi-moist clump — I can take on no problem. Clods can be sexy, you kno? [very sic]
“Hmmm. Pizza. I didn’t think to order one. But that’s okay — the clod did.”
QUESTION: Posted by xtremerightwing
RWDean,
How can we get the kitchen staff to vote Republican? Or rather, what steps are you taking to make sure the kitchen staff votes Republican?
“(Yea-arrgh). I’d be happy if the kitchen staff would serve my dinner while it’s still warm. Or as they say, “Caliente”. The reality is that kitchen help vote Democrat. Unless they speak English — then it’s anybody’s game.”
QUESTION: Posted by Kalthalior
How is your outreach plan to Confederate-flag wearing voters coming? Making any progress?
(RWD is having a hard time channeling the Dean spirit. He picks up a pie and smashes it into his face. YEAAAAAAAAAAARGH)
“Senator Robert C. Byrd and I have talked about this at length. Confederate flag fans admire strength and determination. We are reaching out to them. So if you have a gun rack and fly the Confederate flag, make sure you visit our next event — The Rainbow Coalition Makeover Madness Party. It will be Fab-U-lous!”
QUESTION: Posted by spacemonkey
Dr. Dean, being the Bible know-er that you are, what is your favorite Old Testament book.
“Aargh. Uh. Arrrgh. Table of Contents. It’s magical in its ability to tell you where things are. BTW, shouldn’t you be working on your scripts for the Podcast?”
QUESTION: Posted by Just Plain Frank
Does Vermont have penis envy?
“yeargh. Only the Male half.”
Question: Posted by james wigderson
Dr. Dean, who can scream louder, you or Roger Daltry? I mean, you’ve got the energy, the passion, the itinerary, but Roger’s got amplifiers and cool background music like, Won’t Get Fooled Again.
Is it true you can scream louder than the engine on a Boeing 747?
“I don’t know about Daltry. But let me address this to all of my friends, plus all the other blue collar Americans who struggle under Republican rule. Remember folks, when you buy a jet airplane, buy American!!”
Question: Posted by Lily
Dr. Dean,
I understand you take issue with questions about your patriotism. To lay those charges to rest once and for all, can you name and do you know the words to our national anthem?
ARRRgh. Spit. Shudder.
“You think I don’t know the words to honor the land that I love? Shut up and listen! Ahem. Ahem. Ohhhhh. Can-a-da!!!…”
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RWD slumps over. The spirit of Dean is gone.
Remember kids. Drink Diet Coke.