I was just thinking: Since the people of Al Qaeda want to be martyred, i.e., die for their cause, and we are itching to kill them for their cause, isn’t that enough of a basis to make a treaty with them? Or am I missing something?
Oh, and for all the trouble they’ve caused us, we should demand some land in exchange for killing them all.
First!
Hooray! Free land!
You know, that almost sounds like my friend’s theory that gay men and lesbians should just get together…. feminine men + manly woman = relationship everyone is happy with. It has a hint of logic, but just..not…quite.
BTW: Today is my 1 year blogiversary. Everyone must now go to my blog and tell me how wonderful I am.
Signs point to “you’re missing something.” Besides, what land could they offer us they we want?
Besides Paris, I mean?
Ewwwww.. I don’t want Paris. The person or the place. They both are just skanky!
“Besides, what land could they offer us they we want?”
well, preferrably land with a schload of oil under it…
Yes, the oil, I want that, and all that sand could make some very nice glass once we are done with all the oil.
But does Al Qaeda actually own any land with oil in it? It looks to me all they possess are a buncha caves on the Pakistani border and some run-down tenements in East London.
Sand! Sand! Sand!
Well just think of the tours we could give.
“And over here on the right are the bodies of about 30 terrorists killed by two American Marines in a 30 second firefight.”
EDIT: Tours of the caves that it.
This is why Frank J will rule the blogosphere: because he found a sweet real estate deal hidden in treaty to kill splodeydopes. Brilliant!