No not for you guys.
This is RightWingDuck and today is one of those Saturdays when I have to work.
Bummer. It’s a beautiful day, too. Aside from being paid – this is so unfair.
So let’s talk.
Finish this sentence…
If I have to work on Saturdays, I wish my bosses/company would…
Provide food? music?
Post in comments.
* Winner gets the satisfaction of knowing they did good work on a Saturday.
I too have to work today. I wish my employer would provide more money. It is after all the only reason I go to work in the first place. Seriously.
If I have to work on Saturday (and I do), I wish my company would turn on the air conditioning, find that damned dead skunk that snuck in the building last night, and give the guys with the concrete drills just outside my window the weekend off.
That would be great. Yeah!
…hookers…or…monkeys…for wild monkey sex…yeah…that’s the ticket.
“If I have to work on Saturdays, I wish my bosses/company would…”
…act as my unpaid intern for one weekday in exchange for every Saturday I waste on their behalf.
Let the punishment fit the crime, sez I.
If I had to work Saturdays, I wish my boss would provide discounts for right-wing conservative Republicans. btw, I’m writing this from work.
P.S. I’m shocked to this on IMAO. Aren’t we supposed to be demanding that workers stop complaining and to stop suckling at the teat of their employer?
Alucard,
Yes, but on the other hand, we ARE working.
BTW, I was expecting sillier stuff like
I wish my bosses would provide donuts or cable tv. NOt that there’s anything wrong with high power weaponry
I wish my employer would supply CIRCUS CLOWNS! Yes, circus clowns. The real evil kind, the likes of which they hire off of Skid Row. And hatchets! Nice sharp hatchets for throwing and maiming. Then I would cry havoc and set forth to dispatch said merry andrews!
OOOHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
…oh, and lets not forget the bag of BBQ flavor Soy Crisps!
If I have to work on Saturdays, I wish my bosses/company would…
…call every few minutes to see if I’m done yet and when I’m not, make me detail everything I’ve worked on so far in emails that I have no hope of finishing till the next call.
Right there with ya, Mr. Duck. Working Saturday stinks, but hey, I need the cash.
…provide adult entertainment.
commit suicide using some method that results in a slow and painful death.
Then, again, I’m self-employed.
We need new labor laws that force our employers to provide beer on saturdays… and photoshopped pictures of Evil Glenn working in the cubicle next to us so we can throw darts at it.
I have to work Saturdays.
My boss should provide spare keys so I can lock the door and prevent customers from entering and bothering me. And a comfy chair for napping. And an alarm clock to wake me up at closing time.
Yo, Bozark!
Instead of Evil Circus Clowns hired off skid row… How’s about hiring the band SKID ROW to dress up as Evil Circus Clowns?
I’m sure they need the work….
Well I thought it was funny…..
My boss provides pizza.
Pretty simple, really. Some snack food and beverage; a sandwich or some such if I’m there that long; music to replace other-worker-drone in the background on weekdays. Let us wear shorts tshirt and tennies. And pay the fees for the cleaners, grocery store, etc. to drop off since I can’t go there at the same time I’m in the office.
Oh, and powdered doughnuts so we can put some on our noses etc. and take a laugh break.
Ummmm…doughnuts…Forgot that demand.
How could I?
I’m a tired old bastard.
And a spam-bot too!
(Just seeing if you were paying attention to your software)…..
I work as a cashier in a decently large store, I would like to be able to talk back to the customers on Saturday. Just one day a week where I don’t have to just stand there and take whatever they want to dish out.
Six hours of lunch, puppie blenders, two work hours, and videos of Esther Williams and Aquaman being “friendly” in the pool (wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more).
If I have to work on Saturdays, I wish my bosses/company would…
1) Give me an extra $750 in hazard duty pay a month
2) Give me terrorists to kill
3) Equipment to kill said terrorists
4) Maybe some hippies too…