Frank J and the rest of IMAO have been attacked yet again in the forums at Podcast Alley.com for daring to be both conservative and funny. The very thought that the Christian fundamentalist fascist Nazi homophobe racist he-man women haters at IMAO are funnier than most has the left acting holier than thou.
The latest threat to the self-righteous political left from the funny that is IMAO came when a new podcaster asked for feedback on podcasts that are relatively short in length–only 90 secs long as apposed to many podcasts that can be an excruciatingly boring 90 minutes.
After several of the unfunny lefties told the new podcaster that they liked podcasts that are an hour or more, IMAO posted this response:
It depends on the audience your potential clients are hoping to reach, Mr. Bischke. To illustrate this point, please review this totally scientific demographic breakdown of podcast listeners worldwide:
Most likely to download podcasts of 5-30 minutes in length:
-Young adult males (ages 13-24)
-Employed males with high school education or better (ages 18-45)
-Employed females with college degrees (ages 25-“how old do you think I am?”)
Most likely to download podcasts of 30-60 minutes in length:
-Males aged 21-34 with a high school diploma or GED
-Females aged 18-23 with recording contracts through Sony Records
-Males/Females aged 25-54 who threw away their vote on Ralph Nader… twice
-Collectors of comic books and/or assorted sci-fi paraphenalia
-Survivors of a lightning strike
-Belgians
Most likely to download podcasts 60+ minutes in length:
-Teenage boys with no girlfriends
-Serial killers
-Drug addicts
-Hardcore fans of “Fresh Air” on NPR
-Unemployed IT support staff workers
-Unemployed independent filmmakers
-Unemployed talentless radio hosts
-Musicians
-Drummers
-Other podcasters who produce shows 60+ minutes in length
I hope this information helps you make a decision and remember to check out:
The IMAO Podcast
“If you listen to only one podcast this year, it’s probably because you still have dial-up!”
WEB: http://www.imaopodcast.com
E-MAIL: feedback@imaopodcast.com
Read on to see the pathetic response and find out how you can participate on this debate…
When a lefty podcaster named “O.C. Chris” read this, he responded with eight words followed by his forum signature:
“This would be funny if it didn’t suck.
“Young lady, in this house we obey the laws of thermal dynamics!” – Homer Simpson ”
Ooooooh, now that hurts, O.C. Chris. Hmm… thermal dynamics? Although mortally wounded by O.C. Chris’ incredibly witty comeback, IMAO somehow pecked out the following in response:
Keep in mind, gentle readers, that this person’s podcast has a running time of well over 60+ minutes…
Oh, and by the way, it’s “thermodynamics.”
That’s about the time that the O.C. Chris dropped his comedy H-bomb in retaliation:
No, jackass. I got the quote from the script.
And what is my podcast.[sic] Is it as bad as yours.[sic] Can anything be as bad as yours.[sic]
Now wouldn’t it take someone that is dim witted to sit through a 60 min podcast.[sic] I think not.
Or is it that your[sic] not good enough to do more then 30 min of show?
“Young lady, in this house we obey the laws of thermal dynamics!” – Homer Simpson
Yes, his counterattack was to claim that IMAO is wrong because lefty comic genius O.C. Chris had personally pulled the “thermal dynamics” line directly from the script of The Simpson’s (I’m sure Jennifer Crittenden, the talented comedienne that wrote the “PTA Disbands” episode along with producing hit shows like Seinfeld, Everybody Loves Raymond, and Arrested Development, is a big fan of O.C. Chris’ podcast) and to fire off several bizarre questions (at least we think they were questions because it was difficult to tell without the question marks) regarding the length of the IMAudiO.
Bleeding and weak from the wounds made by the O.C. Chris’ rapier-like wit, the only thing IMAO could do is to type a short response:
O.C. Chris: No, jackass. I got the quote from the script.
Ah, it ain’t just a river runnin’ though Egypt!
I’m sure O.C. Chris and his good buddies that write The Simpson’s are strapping on comedy belts under their jackets for a suicide strike on IMAO at any moment… It’s going to take the full shock and awe power of the IMAO Fans around the world to stop them!
To join the fray with your own comments, head over to Podcast Alley’s forums.
And if you haven’t already, be sure to vote for Frank J’s IMAudiO masterpiece on Podcast Alley
Teenage boys with no girlfriends: I am 35 with no girlfriend. I have a wife, though.
Serial killers: I can stop killing at any time. Honest!
Drug addicts: Is garlic a drug?
Fans of “Fresh Air”: I live in Houston. Fresh air is toxic to me.
Unemployed IT support staff workers: I keep getting checks, so I assume I’m not unemployed. Just underemployed.
Unemployed independent filmmakers” What’s film?
Unemployed talentless radio hosts: What’s radio?
Musicians: I play violin. As a percussion instrument.
Drummers: I play a percussion instrument, but it’s not a drum.
Other podcasters who produce shows 60+ minutes in length: I have yet to make an 100 word story that’s over a minute in length.
Maybe if O.C. Chris could get a grip on his stuttering, his podcast could also be compacted into 30 min.
I disagree with O.C. Chris. It would be funny even if it did suck.
Nobody cares about the nonsensical ravings of a loud-mouthed malcontent(Simpson reference). This guy is obviously humor- and question mark-impaired, and seeks only to learn how much of a [sic] windbag people will tolerate.
Why are you wasting time with [sic] windbags when you could be being funny?
It is thermodynamics in the episode!! What a tard!
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/2F19.html
actually, i could see Homer Simpson saying something dumb like “thermal dynamics”.
Yeah, Homer would say something like that typically, but for once he got it right, lol. 🙂
Do you realize this post has shut down the IMAudio forum.
I really wanted to take a look and see what all the fuss is about. Is OC Chris a real person. Is he serious. Is it possible IMAO has finally found a new Limey.
Could you please keep him talking until I can check out the forum again.
Could somebody maybe feed him lines so he will keep talking
I’m thinking “FrankJ is just a monkey in a dress” or “SarahK wears combat boots” would be good lines.
Why is there a big pile of questions marks all over my computer desk
Where did those come from and what should I do with them
Is it getting chilly in here
Should I get my thermo underwear out of storage (I didn’t get that from a Simpson’s script and even if I did, it wouldn’t be correct)
I guess that’s enough questions for now
Does anyone have any use for some surplus question marks
I can’t wait to check out the forum
I don’t really see the humor of this site. Do you have to be there?
Pomoze Bog.
You all are starting to make me feel guilty. Not only do I not have an iPod, I’m not even quite sure what they are or how they work. I guess I need to come out of the Paleolithic era at some point… :/
Tsar Lazar
JoshG brings up an excellent point: Jennifer Crittenden, the writer of the “PTA Disbands” episode of The Simpson’s gave Homer the “thermodynamics” line and not “thermal dynamics.” The “thermodynamics” reference is a great line in the context of what’s happening on screen (Lisa is building a perpetual motion machine) and the overall tone of the episode.
The comedy in having anyone saying “thermal dynamics” rather than “thermodynamics” would be an expression of how ignorant a character is to basic scientific principles. “O.C. Chris” cannot reasonably claim that Homer’s ignorance of thermodynamics was Jennifer Crittenden’s intent for this joke.
I wonder if desperation will set in and O.C. Chris will fall back on the sexist claim that Jennifer Crittenden is a girl, girls are not funny, and his “thermal dynamics” quote is actually the funnier version?
“do more then 30 min of show?”
You should have had a (sic) after “then”
Hannity and Colmes is on. I’m feeling ill. It’s all about race now. You whiteys left us to die! (sorry I jumped off topic)
Good eye, Brian. At a certain point we began to experience the physical and mental exhaustion associated all sane people get when arguing with psychopaths and just stopped counting…