I have to say, the dumb monkey face I want to punch the most is that of Senator Hagel. Anytime I see the mug of that moronic simian, I just want to punch the TV screen. Since I was at a hotel over the weekend and the TV wasn’t mine, I did punch the TV on Sunday when Hagel’s face appeared. It hurt a bit, but it was worth it.
So, who do you think has the dumbest monkey face that you want to punch the most?
First.
Teddy the swimmer, of course, and anyone who continues to vote for the idiot. (I would have said Pelosi for pure obnoxiousnous, but I would never strike {an alleged} woman.
Dick Bavetta.
Michael Mooron. The problem is that it wouldn’t have any effect. He has so much “padding” around his face that my fist would just bouce back without doing any harm (or just get sucked in like punching the “blob”.
WOW so many.
Ted Kennedy, Jon Stewart, and John Kerry. I would like to punch the following, but since they are girls I probably wouldn’t. Hillary Clinton and Cindy Sheenan.
Chuck Hagel = Poor Man’s John McCain.
Anyway, sign me up for Al Gore. It’s not enough for him to simply spout all that tree-huggin’, hippie crap… he has to talk to us like we’re four-year-olds to boot! I resent that! I read on at least a fifth-grade level!!
There are so many dumb monkey-faced liberals out there that need a good punchin’ it’s hard to pick just one. If I had to pick one though, I would have to go with Hillary Clinton. I don’t think that whole “You shouldn’t hit a woman” thing applies to dumb monkey faced liberals.
Well, since I am also a woman I can punch Pelosi & Hillary Clinton, so Yay me! Punching librals is fun!
Are you referring to just liberals or all people with monkey faces? I’ve always wanted to take a pop at that pompous Dr. Zaius.
Thank you, LokiDoki, for representing all us male right-wing fascists who are too kind and gentlemanly-like to punch a lady, even if she is liberal and does, in fact, have a monkey face.
I forgot to mention:
Howard Dean
Al Franken
George Clooney
People with “impeach bush” bumper stickers
People that still have “gore 2000” or “kerry 2004” or any variation thereof bumper stickers
Tim Robbins, Sean Penn, Susan Sarandon (my wife would love to punch ol’ Miss Goggle-eyes), Al Franken, Ted Kennedy, George C. Looney, the Dixie Chicks (honey, could you give me a hand again?), Howard Dean, Ted Kennedy again, and so on…
Oh, and anyone driving those ass-ugly cars like Scions, Honda Elements, Volvos, Subarus, oatmeal burning hybrids, and VW buses, because you just know they voted for King of Monkey Faced Liberals, John F. Kerry, who I hear served in Vietnam.
The problem with punching Kerry or Pelosi is that they’re so loaded up with botox, they wouldn’t even feel it. What fun is that?
However, if any of the ladies present could punch that racist, anti-semitic Cynthia McKinney it would be greatly appreciated.
Back in the 90s I punched the TV a couple of times when Dan Rather was on. Not sure who I’d punch now.
Long list… Lets see…
John Kerry, Ronald Reagan Jr., John McCain, Russ Feingold, Hagel, Pelosi, FrankenFeinstein, Boxer, Schumer, Rangel, Leahy, John Edwards, CNN, ABC, NBC, MSNBC, CBS, Dan Rather, Anderson Cooper, Robert Bird, Ted and Patrick Kennedy, Harry Reid, Hillary Clinton, Ray Nagin, Kathleen Blanco, the entire ACLU, NARAL, NAMBLA, Si se puede, Gil Sedillo, and Jorge “Nativo” Lopez
Whew Can I just get them all in a room and throw flaming bricks at their faces?
Every male member of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors, and San Francisco’s mayor, Gavin Newsom. I’d get one of the gals from the martial arts gym where I used to train before I got too old to punch the female members of the Board of Supervisors, and, of course, Barbara Boxer, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, and Hillary Whateversurnameshe’susingnow.
I’d love to see someone punch Nancy Pelosi’s monkey face. I predict one of two things would happen:
1. Because her skin has been pulled so taut the punch would bounce off with a drum-like “boing” sound.
2. Because her skin has lost all elasticity and has been stretched to the limit, her face would shatter like a jelly jar dropped on a concrete floor.
Who’d I like to punch? George Snuffalupagus. He’s too pretty (in a monkey faced way) and I think a broken nose would give him gravitas.
Oh wow! Let me think …
Chuck “The Ass” Shumer
Ted “Crash” Kennedy
Patrick “Crash” Kennedy
Hillary “Chairman Mao” Clinton
Every member of the American Communists Liberals Union (ACLU).
Jesse “Shuck-n-Jive” Jackson
I gotta stop! I’ll be here all day!!!
I got Cynthia for you Mastershake. If you don’t mind I have a couple of local dems that have big fat monkey faces that need punching, senator dean johnson and his cronie, senator jim metzen, the big lying pieces o crap that they are, I’d need a titanium glove to protect my skin from toxins no doubt in punching them
// I’ve always wanted to take a pop at that pompous Dr. Zaius. //
You do realize the village in Planet of the Apes was the remnants of New Jersey, right? No wonder those monkey guys were such extremists.
Definitely Teddy. And I suppose all of Massachusetts too (are they morons??).
Hillary “I know what’s good for you and shall enact it into law if elected for the good of the collective” Clinton! Hands down! No contest! Most dangerous liberal in America and she’s going to win the Presidential election because the Republicans have turned into a bunch of weenies!
Frank…I think you’ve just come across your biggest cash cow yet and haven’t realized it! Remember thse inflatable wobbly punching clowns from the ’70’s? Start producing them in the likeneses of all these liberals! Imagine the stress relief when everyone gets home (and a workout to boot)!!!! I’ll take the dozen asortment pack!!!
Wolfman Dan: That would kick so much ass! However they’d have to be heavier b/c the small ones for kids would be too easy.
Think of the marketing possibilities of hurting monkey faced liberals! You could put their face on:
* tennis balls
* stress balls
* eggs
* toilet paper (maybe just names here haha)
* baseballs
* balloons
* dart board
President Vinnie Fox/Jorge Bushito
Bill “swinging dick” Clinton
Durbin the Dumbass
Frist
Lott
Feinstein/Boxer/Pelosi (I think they were separated at birth)
All the America haters in hollyweird
Hanoi Jane Fonda (actual would like to shoot her)
Cyndi Sheehag
McKinney
Ted “the swimmer” Kennedy and the rest of the “klan”
Hanoi John Kerry
Jesse “the mouth” Jackson (needs burying in a shallow grave)
Al “shuck and jive” Sharpton
Louis “Hitler” Farrakhan
John “no issue to big to change my mind on” McCain
And everyone else who is trying to systematically destroy this country.
algo2-
Can we add bubble wrap to your list? think that would be addictively fun.
After Moses Hisself (in another role), says “Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape”, just how is anyone decent supposed to punch a monkey in the face? Quick jab? Is that the right term?
I gotta get to a boxing class one day.
All of the above. You guys cool with brass knuckles?
I can’t believe y’all forgot these yahoos…
Ted Rall
Harry Belafonte
Neil Young
Glorious Leader Corzine(yes, I’m from Jersey, big deal, wanna fight about it?)
Right now, I want to punch Bush in his monkey liberal face.
What!
I read the list.
I checked it again.
I looked for a third time.
I even used the find command.
Nope, Noam Chomsky isn’t listed anywhere. Neither is Howard Zinn.
Talk about feces throwin’ monkey faced liberals.
You forgot about Pol Pot’s apologist.
Carl Levin.