In this post on the advantages of a putting a wall of flame along the Mexican border, Frank said:
Can’t be graffitied. Fire burns paint.
Never underestimate the power of Mexican ingenuity:
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The rest of his points still hold true, though.
Say… what do you suppose is painted on the other side of this flaming wall?
The other side says FIRST!
Maybe the other side says “Pedro Iz Here”.
C’mon, Harvey! I expect to read realistic stuff here! Pedro can’t paint something on the “Wall of Fire” and have it stay there! Geez! What a loser! Does Frank know that you are posting lame ass stuff like this on his famous blog? Bet when he finds out he’s going to send you to the Pit of Doom!
I am confident that Frank is contemplating sending an “Army of Robots” down to the wall of fire to keep our wall of fire clean. I am also confident that these robots, when not picking fruit or on murderous rampages, will be linked to the web to provide real time photos of flaming illegal aliens.
By flaming, of course I mean on fire, not gay caballeros in capri pants. Not that there is anything wrong with that. Capri pants I mean.
ussjimmycarter – Hey, it’s not MY fault that Frank doesn’t know about fire-adherant spray paint. The lazy bum NEVER does research for his posts! 😛
Now you have done it! Not only will Frank be sending you to the “Pit of Doom” but I’m thinkin’ that he’s going to have to smote you mightily with the all powerful AquaMan first! The “Pit of Doom” is one thing but a sessions of AquaMan having his way with me…now that is truly scary!
The border runs across my land
right along the Rio Grande
overrun by those for hire
Stop them with a wall of fire–…
They ran into a burning wall of fire
it burned Juan, Juan Juan
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
the wall of fire
the wall of fire.
The lure of jobs in our land
opposed by the minuteman
most of them evade the net
Driving us into greater debt..
Frank wants to build a wall of fire,
To burn Jose and Juan
To feed the wall of fire.
Burn more gas, gas, gas
The wall of fire
Sam Houston
Pedro, No Fuego!
Seems like a water based paint.
“Pedro is Toast”
“Pedro Likes Toast”
Oh, common’ guys, all this talk about a wall of fire, and no burnt weenie and marshmallow jokes. Where’s your sense of tradition and culture.
“Pedro is Toast”
“Pedro Likes Toast”
Nooooooooo….
Pedro MAKES toast at I-HOP!
Pedro is Toast”
“Pedro Likes Toast”
Nooooooooo….
Pedro MAKES toast at I-HOP!
Pedro starts chain of restaurants along flaming wall. Calls chain ‘Pedro’s Flamin’ Wall O’ BBQ’.
Or maybe this is more in line.
Pedro’s Flamin’BBQ Pit of Doom and Grill!
Pedro’s Flamin’ Mesquite Wall of BBQ