Q: How will Congress show defiance in the face of the deadly threat of rogue construction workers in elevator shafts with air hammers?
A: They will join together, Democrats and Republicans, and stand on the steps of the Capitol Building while singing “If I Had A Hammer.” (In English.)
If I had a hammer!
There’d be no more folk singers.
Neo made me LOL!
Run for your lives!!! AHHHHHHH!!!! Profiles in courage!!! NOT!!! How much do we pay these dorks? What’s that…I gotta go…heard a noise…might be a gun shot…or a terrorist…oh…just the cat…almost called the cops…never can be too careful…
Brilliant. Will they hold hands?
If you had a nailgun, however, you could get so much more done than with merely a hammer.
Congress is currently doing an incredible job considering the interference they are getting from the executive branch. They are no longer to hide away incriminating criminal evidence in their offices with impunity, they have to endure construction in the Capitol Building to ensure their safety in elevators (shudder, remember the movie “Speed”?) and someone stole Ted Kennedy’s beer bong!
Run for your lives, the hamburglar (Denis Hastert) has an air gun and is chasing Democrats all around the hill. Nancy Pelosi already had to remove a dozen shingle staples from her ass.