Tiny monkeys!
Now nowhere is safe from monkey terror! They could be hiding in your pocket or in your coffee mug!
Soon they will be so small they’ll invade your bloodstream!
Make sure to write your congressman that you want a ban on these “Saturday-night special” monkeys before it’s too late.
(hat tip: everyone)
Whew! I was afrad that link would be to some Monkey Faced Liberals and I wouldn’t be able to punch them. In their monkey faces. Too bad MFLs aren’t that rare.. or cute.
Adds new meaning to ” What crawled up Your ass and died”.
I’m sorry, but I followed the link and that headline has embedded Mike Myers from that “Simon” sketch in my brain.
Cheeky Monkey!
THANKS, Frank J.
If monkey Faced Liberals were that small it would be hard to really punch them in their faces. But it would be easy to squish them.
One step closer to nanomonkeys. Soon my plans will come to fruition.
BWAH HA HA HA!
“Tiny” Monkeys? I thought it said “Tin” monkeys….. Tiny Monkeys, that’s MUCH worse.
They were bred fo the new movie “Monkeys on a plane”
I know how to hunt mini-monkeys, with miniguns!
My thoughts ran in the same direction as Master Shake’s. Hundreds of millions of nano-monkeys injected into the bloodstream, teeny tiny shovels and picks ready to disintegrate us all from the inside; having nano-monkey sex at an alarming rate. We’re doomed!
Don’t let their fuzzy small cuteness fool you! They still look like Al Franken and need punchin! They are about the correct size, however to house the amount of brains, balls, character and fortitude of your average democRAT…
You fools! The government has been sitting on Nano-Monkey tech for decades. They’re in the drinking water. Sitting in your blood… waiting for the trigger command… “Urgent Banana”
The question remains, how did one monkey survive “zookeeper” Frank J’s thumb grip of death?
Whenever I see a monkey, I always have an overwhelming deisre to shoot it in the face. How lucky I am to have found a forum supportive of my feelings! Monkey-haters unite!
Grows up to 35 cm (13 in) tall . . . aren’t all monkeys that size? What’s the big deal, except that these are abnormally white and bred in captivity? Do they have super powers?
They might have red eyes, though.
Grows up to 35 cm (13 in) tall . . . aren’t all monkeys that size?
No, some get significantly larger than that.
//The question remains, how did one monkey survive “zookeeper” Frank J’s thumb grip of death?
Posted by DohXs at August 24, 2006 07:02 PM//
They survive the same way libs do against Americans; they’re too stupid to realize they’re outclassed in every area.
//(hat tip: everyone)//
LOL!! I can just see Frankj getting inundated with “tiny monkey” emails. Just tell me I was first, Frank.
Am I the only one who also worries about the bigger monkeys?
This reminds me of a Kurt Vonnegut book wherein the Chinese have bred themselves to such a small size that they are causing respiratory infections that are killing most other humans. I don’t remember which book it was and I’m too lazy to research it. But I remember the President of the U.S. being visited by a Chinese emissary who was unusally large, being almost one-half inch tall.
Mini monkeys are scary but billions of microscopic Chinese are much scarier.
Comparison:
Canada:
Kiano Reeves, Eugene Levy, Michael J. Fox, Jim Carrey, Matthew Perry, DHT, EA Sports, Ubisoft, Nintendo, ATI, Logitech, Steve Nash. Invented in Canada: basketball and hockey…
USA:
George Bush