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  1. How about one for every letter in the alphabet? We already have a,c,s,t,&w…so here goes:
    Bow and begone!
    Deny (funds) and disperse!
    Equivocate and exit!
    Finalize and flee!
    Give up and go!
    Halt and head out!
    Impede and impel!
    Jam and jet!
    Kill it and kiss it goodbye!
    Lop it and leave it!
    Mulch it and move it!
    Nix and nip!
    Obstruct and oust!
    Pare and pass!
    Quit and quit! (it could work)
    Refuse and recede!
    Unarm and unburden! (yes, it’s really a word – I had to use the dictionary at this point)
    Veto and vanish!
    eXcise and eXcuse! (OK, I cheated on this one)
    Yield and yank!
    Zonk and zoom!
    Best I could do.

  2. scream like a frightened four-year old girl and run away from danger and responsiblity pissing yourself like her soon to realize he’s gay friend
    Not as catchy but I think it is a more apt description of the plan.

  3. We on the Right have been impatient and contemptuous with the Left’s trotting out of Vietnam again, because frankly it’s tiresome: after all those movies and TV shows that beat the Futility Of War drum so incessantly, we can safely say that we get it–War Is Hell. As in, duh. Like we need 13 years of Hawkeye Pierce’s pacificst tantrums to figure that out.
    But now that the Democrats have taken Congress, the Left’s use of the Vietnam paradigm threatens to become a self-fulfilling prophecy.
    Read the rest…

  4. Launching a French Offensive
    That’s pretty darn good.
    Especially as it can be used in so many situations.
    Running away. (French army rifle, like new, only dropped once).
    Being condescending without a reason to feel superior.
    Not bathing.

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