I noticed that Kerry got choked up when he mentioned Vietnam. He must have been thinking about that painful paper cut they gave him a third Purple Heart for…that, or he was feeling bad about the Viet Cong he shot in the ass…
My name is John Kerry and I am reporting for duty…err…well I wanted to report for duty but my wife took away my credit card so now you don’t have John Kerry to kick around…you pricks at IMAO!!!
What was his charismatic appeal often compared to?
Someone who farted in church.
Robert Byrd showing up at a NAACP meeting.
Hemeroids.
A one legged man in a butt kicking contest.
Michael Jackson voulenteering to be a Boy Scout leader.
Kos Kids attanding a Religous Right ralley.
Hitlery Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Baaaahhhrbra Boxer and Red Kennedy holding a political ralley outside of “blue states”.
Genital warts
Open sores
Rotting meat in the hot sun
I noticed that Kerry got choked up when he mentioned Vietnam. He must have been thinking about that painful paper cut they gave him a third Purple Heart for…that, or he was feeling bad about the Viet Cong he shot in the ass…
My name is John Kerry and I am reporting for duty…err…well I wanted to report for duty but my wife took away my credit card so now you don’t have John Kerry to kick around…you pricks at IMAO!!!
Hot sex with Rosie O’Donnell
Getting naked with Hillary and Janet Reno
Long political dialog with Jennifer Smeal
What was his charismatic appeal often compared to?
Someone who farted in church.
Robert Byrd showing up at a NAACP meeting.
Hemeroids.
A one legged man in a butt kicking contest.
Michael Jackson voulenteering to be a Boy Scout leader.
Kos Kids attanding a Religous Right ralley.
Hitlery Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Baaaahhhrbra Boxer and Red Kennedy holding a political ralley outside of “blue states”.
Cat blogging
Argh! I guessed a turnip.
Where the hell’s that old horse picture, Frank. I can’t find it!
There it is: Straight from the horses mouth
Neo,
That is the wrong end.
a double date with Madeline Albright, Al Gore, and Helen Thomas