You kinda have to feel for Nancy Pelosi last night. Most people attending can nod off and just follow the lead of the other Congressmen around him about clapping and standing, but Pelosi was right there in front of the camera and had to listen to every statement of the speech and think, “Was that a generic pro-America statement I can clap for, or would clapping now be interpreted as support of the President’s policy?” And, she knew if she misstepped and looked like she was supporting Bush, the nutroots would start screaming, “Pelosssi sssuportsss Booosssh! We will eatsss her ssskin!”
You don’t want that.
Silly nutroots…don’t they know that her “skin” is just latex?
Nancy will carefully clap
When somebody says something clappable
Sadly, her facelift is crap
And is anything but unflappable
Take that, Maya Angelou!
I think the reason she was blinking so much was to keep herself awake. With so many around her snoozing it could have been too hard to resist the temptation.
Better than seeing her eyes propped open with a speculum I guess.
Pelosi is easier on the eyes than that wrestling coach was. I’m glad she didn’t clap for Bush’s weird start taxing us for having health insurance idea. I also noticed Richard B. Cheney and Pelosi were eating something. Yes, I read lazymonkey’s incomplete live blog. It’s not a live blog lazymonkey unless you blog the entire speech. What you did was a half-ass live blog but at least it is something. I think lazymonkey finally posted because of my compelling words here.
“You don’t want that.”
That depends. Would libtards eating her skin be fatal?
I enjoy the fact that the netroots says “eats”. But maybe that’s just me.
I hope spacemonkey’s not too lazy to fling some poop at Superdud…
I think the Nanny had a few extra shots of “face stiffener” and when they were inserting the botox needles they nicked the blink nerve and caused permanent damage…
“Pelosssi sssuportsss Booosssh! We will eatsss her ssskin!”
You don’t want that.
You’re right as usual, Frank. Her skin is streched so tight, that if punctured at all, her entire outer skin would pop off, revealing the true hidious beast (like the cockroach from “MIB”) that dwells within.
Richard B. Cheney and Pelosi were eating something.
I don’t know about Richard and Cheney, but Nancy was chowing down on hash brownies. This is nothing out of the ordinary, as they are a staple food in San Fransicko. This should clue you in on from where her policies come.
Yes, Wolfman, something was wearing Pelossi like an “Edgar Suit.” The BS level inside must have been up to the mouth, because it was breathing through the blinking eyes!