Hillary Clinton demanded that President Bush get America out of Iraq before the end of his term. So, the Democrats do have a plan: Tell the President to solve all the problems. It’s lucky we gave them power.
Seriously, though, Hillary is planning on being president after Bush, and the last thing she wants to have to deal with is a serious problem – she has our health care to screw up, ya know, and that’s hard with a war going on. Also, Hillary demanded that Bush make sure the economy is on the rise before he leaves office (but not until just before he leaves office) and that Bush leave mints on the pillows before exiting the White House. In response, President Bush said he’d like Hillary to choke and die before the end of his term.
But don’t we all?
Would it be wrong for us all to send Hillary a bag of pretzels?
Other things I’d like to see Bush do before his term is up:
1) Dress in a Gillie suit and stalk Dick Durbin (my home state’s representative) with “less lethal” crowd-control peace tools (pepper-spray paint balls, brown noise emitters, sodium penathol darts, etc)
2) Throw an open bar party at the most promixal Hooters to the Kennedy residence, and when Ted shows up, tell him it’s a Republican fundraiser for the Iraq war… and watch the gears in his head come to a grinding halt
3) Re-enlist in the National Guard and fly EVERY SINGLE SORTIE for the USAF over the next year
There’s more, but my sense of higher ethics prevents me from wasting any more time at work…
I like how that Newsbusters site links just one word (solipsism) over to an online dictionary as if to say we are pretty sure our ignorant readers won’t have any idea what this word means. No responding with the obvious comeback joke that Newbusters only does that for liberals that happen to wander by the website. There is no chance whatsoever that the economy is on the rise when Bush leaves office. The monstrous debt Bush has forced on all of us will still be there as will the weakened U.S. dollar and the damaged middle class. The Bush administration has had to borrow money to keep our economy afloat. Bush borrowed billions from China to finance the Iraq War so if China switches to Euros expect the dollar to fall even farther and Frank J. and his pal Lazymonkey will have to pay through the nose for the trip to France they have been planning.
And I expect President Bush to cure large thighs and fat ankles before he leaves office–
PS Sarcasamboy…Punch!!!
I was thinking that we should demand that our next President have a very large pair of balls–but then it dawned on me that hers are bigger than anyone else in the field–possibly Bush could fix that before he leaves office–Laura could hide them in the same spot where she put his 4 years ago–
Resentful? You should be resentful about the Onion ripping off your Buck the Marine gag.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/bush_commits_one_additional_troop
Oddly enough, after ten years, she has no opinion about our leaving Kosovo?
//…he’d like Hillary to choke and die before the end of his term.
But don’t we all?//
Are you kidding? I want that to happen before the end of AI tonight.
Sarcasm Man + solipsism = SUPERDUD!
I’d like someone from the left to FINALLY admit that the economy is booming. Just once, use the REAL facts and tell the TRUTH. Just once before the president leaves office
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And I’d like one of the candidates for president on the DEMONcrat part side actually say, for publication that they don’t support the troops, they think they (the troops) are stupid, think they (troops) should be jailed and think the military should be outlawed.
Once in my life I’d like a liberal in Washington stand up for what they really believe!