Larry the Hedgehog, cousin to famous Groundhog Punxsutawney Phil, today blamed his hair loss on global warming.
“Life is tough for me every since I’ve started losing my fur. People call me baboon head and all sort of other mean names,” said Larry, who normally doesn’t talk but adapted because of need.
For now, Larry is getting by and is even looking at compensating for his hair loss. “I’m looking at getting a hot sports car.”
I gotta get my eyes checked – I swore that was Joe Biden!
Looks more like Don King on a bad day.
Nice comb over.
yeah, my dad kept his comb over far too long too. Chop it off already, and deal with it.
You should see the underside of the juvenile hedgehog that tried to mount Larry.
Do not make fun of this poor hedgehog any longer. Pick on Pelosi or John Kerry but leave the stressed out hedgehog alone.
Oh my God, did SUPERDUD just try to be funny? Nah, he’s probably dead serious…
Dinsdale!!