“We all want to kill the Jews, but let’s just calm down a second here.”
Reader Mike e-mailed me this picture with the caption in the post title, but why don’t you see if you can come up with a better one. Winner gets IMAO Bonus Points!
UPDATE:
A reader pointed out this photo from LGF:
“Tiny jooos have taken over my toaster!”
That photo practically demands someone to photoshop a hood on him and lightning coming out of his fingers.
See, I can surrender to the terrorist TEN times as many as the French.
“I have lusted with my right hand, but my left is still pure.”
“THOW YA HANDS IN DA AIR LIKE YA JUST DON’T CARE… (that I love terrorists)”
“Look, Ma, no hands!”
“I’m demonstrating my position on terrorism.”
“I just pooped a little.”
What in the world are IMAO bonus points?!?!?!
What in the world are IMAO bonus points?!?!?!
A better question would be: What aren’t they?
“…so then I said to the Ayatollah, ‘Now just hold on a second there, buddy; I NEVER promised you the reach-around.’ Next thing you know, he’s issuing all these edicts & letting his boys kidnap people.”
“There is absolutely NOT a woman wearing a burkini under this podium!”
“What? I thought the title of the song was ‘A Turntable & Two Microphones’…”
I did NOT have sex with yessir assisfat….
Was the request for a better caption or a better photo?
Carter
(via LGF)
“Please, for the love of God, put down the rabbit. You know you really don’t want to use it.”
“And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you pesky Jews!”
Was the request for a better caption or a better photo?
Carter
(via LGF)
Wow, that practically demand a hood be photoshopped on him with lighting coming out of his fingers.
“No, I will not turn my hands around. It’s just a coincidence that the birth marks look like 6’s”
Wow, that practically demand a hood be photoshopped on him with lighting coming out of his fingers.
Like this? (also via LGF)
“Behold my creepy, thick, yellow old man fingernails!”
A confused Jimmah Cahtuh is momentarily distracted by Helen Thomas’s hypnotic womanly form, clad in an algae colored heavy tweed pantsuit.
“I shall not seek and I will not accept the nomination of my party for another term as your President”
(sorry KosKids)
“I was watching the Super Bowl last Sunday. What does it mean when the man in the striped shirt does this?”
“I’ve been taking mime lessons. This is me discovering that there’s a pane of glass obstructing my progress.”
Shhh!!!! Be wery, wery, quite…Im huntin’ zionists….
I love my brother’s beer so much…I had this many!
Photo 1:
“Like Mr Miyagi taught me: wax on, wax off”
“Former President Jimmy Carter does his world famous impersonation of a mime in a glass box behind a podium”
Photo 2:
“Ooooooo! Bewaaare of the Eeeevil jooooos! They’re going to get yoooooou!”
“First Yassir had me bend over and put my hands against the wall like this. Then he told me to make goat noises…but you’ll just have to buy my book to read the rest of the story. Or are you a money-grubbing Joooooo?”
Commander Cody, the time has come. Execute Order 66.
“It was a most FOUL creature and could leap this far…with sharp, pointy teeth!”
Chris the Photo is classic you ahve my vote for funny photo shop of Jimmy. Jimmy should stick to building houses for people and keep his ignorant mouth shut.
Ok,Ok , I DID have sex with yessir assisfat,but only in my mind,or his home,or sumthin like that.
1: Hold on, no one told me Habitat for Humanity let Jews live in those houses. They need to call it ‘Habitat for Humanity or Jews’ or something like that.
2: And I wave my hands as such, you give me a billion dollars, and my Nobel Prize medallion kills the first born son of every Israeli family.
But let’s do the first two and see what happens.
(Picture 1): Now wait just a minute. I never said there was a vast Zionist conspiracy…
(Picture 2): …I merely said that considering there are only 13 million of you, you sure do have your claws in a lotta pies!
#1 Jimmy demonstrates how he attempted negotiated with Ayatollah Khomeini.
#2 Jimmy than demonstrates how the Ayatollah made him have an accident in his pants.
Whoa! Slow down there, Hillary!
I’ve finally realized why the Libs lob the Bush=Hitler grenade. They are trying to cover up the fact that Carter is really Hitler II. All you have to do is listen to what he says.
I used to think he was just a stupid cowardly man, but now I see that he is truly dangerous and unhinged.
Is it just me, or are the characters on the Brandeis seal Hebrew?!?!