Well, if you haven’t gone to Little Green Footballs yet, you’re probably unaware of the horrible truth about the Salt Lake City Mall Massacre
The Mainstream Media are suppressing this information, and even Wikipedia’s article on Sulejman Talovic is ripe with head-in-the-sand dhimmitude on the one bit of information you need to know to put it all into perspective…
You see, this was yet another viral marketing promotion by Cartoon Network that went terribly, terribly wrong.
Each of the bullets that Sulejman Talovic fired at the crowd was engraded with the “Moonite” logo.
By randomly firing them into the crowd of shoppers, the goal was to spread the word about the new season of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Not only would this “high-impact marketing incident” generate headlines among those at the mall, but the news media would amplify the publicity across the world, attracting viewership to the show.
First, it was fake bombs strapped to bridges.
Now, it’s families torn asunder, and watching their wounded relatives struggle for life in hospitals.
There’s nothing funny about this, Cartoon Network. Shame on you!
Shame on you for terrorizing a community with your marketing antics and bloodthirsty quest for publicity at the expense of human suffering!
(Okay, well that, and the fact that the guy was a Muslim and a member of the same cult that NC hit-and-run guy was in…. but Cartoon Network is to blame!)
Quit looking at me like that! I told you before, it was all Marketing’s idea!
I knew we could never trust a Frylock.
Fairly safe to say that since this happened out in Salt Lake City, he didn’t shoot any Jews, so what the hell, let’s make jokes – that’s why we’re here, right?
You’re out on a pretty thin limb, Simon…
As said on LGF – if this character had been Mormon or Jewish or Baptist it would have been in the headlines with bold print.
Also, where are the rioting, raving, rabid mobs of Mormons blowing up business, torching cars and assaulting Muslims in their neighborhoods, not just in Utah but around the country.
….oh yeah, we don’t do that. We actually believe in “tuning the other cheek” and “love thy neighbor.”
Islam the religion of peace, they don’t have a clue!
I thought it was mooninite…not moonite.
Round them up…huh? What an original solution. Hate begats hate, and this site is churning it out 24 hours a day. Belive it or not White people are the minority on this planet. Keep this up (and I knnow you won’t dissapoint) and your children will one day face the wrath that your actions have wrought. Have a nice death (I mean day)…
//knnow you won’t dissapoint//
Personally, I’m DISAPPOINTED with your spelling and how little you seem to KNOW about satire. As far as hatred goes, you’ve just shown yours towards whitey & conserveratives.
//Have a nice death…//
And that was a warm, non-hateful shot? Silly troll.
“You’re out on a pretty thin limb, Simon…”
On my own site, I’ve refered to Palestinian rocket attacks on Sderot as “The Palestinian Space Program” – even when Jews have been hurt or killed.
My sword cuts every way, punk, so feel free to go shove it up your ass.
The Palestinian Space Program?!? That Is Awesome!!! Do they work in conjunction with the Jordanian Katushya program? lol! I gotta start reading your site more often.
Yes I said round them up. Did I say kill them as they would kill us? No, I didn’t. I believe they need to go back to countries that follow their belief systems. They’d be happier and we’d be safer.
Exactly what part of “Kill the infidels” do you not understand. How many people have to die before the pacifists get the idea that these people don’t care that they don’t want to fight. Pacifists die just the same as everyone else. They don’t want peace they want you in pieces. There is no tolerance only totalitarianism, no freedom just fear, no equality just discrimination.
New word of the day bugaboo, pet name for troll.
I heard how you and your sword go every which way, Kitty-Boy…