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  1. Little bastard probably made off with the GI’s M9 sidearm. Kill ’em all…
    On another note, when these toe-sniffers go to the mosque and kick off their sandals, how do they know whose are whose? Don’t they get all mixed up?

  2. Our soldiers are obviously too stoopid to know which direction to shoot. This little feller is just helping to point one of our many moron (thanks John Kerry) soldiers to the fight. It’s too bad that this guy wasn’t smart enough to stay in school…

  3. It’s probably not a great idea to hide behind the bullet magnet, even if he is wearing force protective body armor.
    “Odd objects attract fire. You are odd.”
    -Murphy’s Military Laws

  4. Oh, also, in response to the comment by ussjimmycarter, I’m guessing the reason he’s not shooting is because he’s not trained to fire into a crowd of unarmed civilians.
    See, he has a few little things going for him, like loyalty, duty, respect, self-less service, honor, integrity, and personal courage. This makes him one of the best soldiers on this planet (and probably a lot of others). If you don’t believe me, check out how many men we’ve lost compared to Iraqi military death tolls.
    As for his intelligence, he’s smart enough to have joined the Army and not the Marines.
    Hooah!

  5. …these toe-sniffers go to the mosque and kick off their sandals….
    I’ve always wondered what it is about the Islamic aversion to shoelaces. I can understand their aversion to cowboy boots, and maybe wingtip shoes, but you’d think that somebody would start to import some Converses or Reeboks or sumpin into the mid-east.
    Or are shoelaces somehow un-Islamic?

  6. I bought a pair of camo shorts at Costco like those cammies. I walked into the local bar in them, and a buddy yelled (sarcastically), “HEY! NICE SHORTS!” I ripped his head off and shit down his neck. Who’s sorry now?

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