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  1. Sunday morning in Iowa, responding to criticism from his opponents, Edwards countered, “Look, you can’t Lucky Charm these people to death,” referring to insurance companies and drug companies and to the overly nice Senator Obama.
    “You’d better send somebody into that arena who’s ready to chew the O’s, who has chewed the O’s with the big boys, and WILL chew the O’s on behalf of the other half of America.”
    With that, Edwards opened up and displayed to cringing members of the press his mouthful of half-chewed Cheerios.
    And then he sneezed all over them.

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