Although John has long been a “friend of Dorothy“, he actually prefers his men more like the Scarecrow – brainless and acrobatically flexible.
Archive of entries posted on 4th December 2007
lolterizt! Part 26
Once again, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.
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Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
They’re Ripe for Invasion If We Can Just Figure Out Why We Should Invade Them
So Iran doesn’t have nukes? Who knew?
Well, the CIA I guess.
Now, some people think this means we won’t need to invade Iran now, but I see this as all the more reason for invading Iran since there’s less risk to us since they don’t have nukes. Hit them while they’re defenseless!
Oh, but I guess we need a reason why we would want to invade Iran if “because they might have nukes” is no longer on the table. Here’s some ideas:
TOP TEN REASONS TO INVADE IRAN
10. The Marines are already next door and they’re getting bored.
9. It’s reportedly full of Muslims.
8. The apoplectic diaries on Daily Kos would be hilarious.
7. While they’re not making nuclear weapons, they’re still pursuing gunpowder-based weapons.
6. They’re Shiites and America has decided that, if we ever were to be Muslims, we’d be Sunni.
5. It’s time to free Iranian gays from the closet.
4. We heard they have an illegal dog-fighting ring.
3. Considering gas prices, this time there actually is American support for a war for oil.
2. They once messed with an IMAO reader, and that can’t be tolerated.
And the number one reason to invade Iran…
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In Space, No One Can Here You Scream
This is something I never thought of: Are we still waiting for the pioneers who will be the first to have sex in space? It’s good to know that both the U.S. and Russia have done research into the mechanics of the matter because I imagine that could end up pretty awkward without a little forethought.
Question
So who likes illegal immigration more: President Bush or Mike Huckabee?
There’s a lot I like about Huckabee, but it’s really hard for me to get behind someone who just doesn’t understand what should be an extremely simple issue.
Ahh man; he’s on FOX News right now arguing for the closing of Gitmo. Whoever started the Huckabee train, please hit the breaks.
UPDATE:
And he’s against waterboarding now because it’s all mean and stuff. Is it too much to ask the Republicans to not nominate some namby-pamby?
I tell you, if we elect Huckabee, as soon as he’s president he’ll bloat up into a giant tubby taxer again while chiding us between bites of pie about how we all hate brown people for caring about the issue of illegal immigration.