Bush’s New Dentist Faces Tough Confirmation Hearing
From The Onion. I especially love the quote it includes from a breathless Keith Olbermann “Special Comment.” Anyway, it’s a pitch perfect satire of confirmation hearings.
(hat tip Conservative Grapevine)
Archive of entries posted on 11th December 2007
Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact
When John Edwards was in kindergarten, he wanted to be either a cowboy or Superman, proving that he’s always been an indecisive waffler on the question of “leather or tights?”.
[collaborative hat tip: Pork & Beans]
Silent and Deadly: The Huckabee Supporters
With Huckabee saying he was for restoring ties with Castro’s Cuba while governor of Arkansas because, back then, he was unaware of the issues between the U.S. and Cuba, is he now becoming Obama dumb on foreign issues? Each day, I’m getting more and more scared of Huckabee’s front runner status. The weird thing is, while Ron Paul’s itty-bitty support always makes themselves know, I don’t know where in the world Huckabee’s giant support is coming from. Everyone else in the blogosphere seems as freaked out as I am. Of course, bloggers and blog readers are still a small group, but I’ve never felt this detached from fellow Republicans before. Usually we’re together on these things. What’s happened, dudes?
Note to Ron Paul Supporters: This is what feeling threatened by a candidate actually looks like. No one was ever threatened by Ron Paul because no one has ever believed he could be elected. Not the same with the Huck. This is scary.
lolterizt! Part 27
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A Threat for Iowa
What exactly is Iowa? All I know is that they grow corn and get undue influence on presidential primaries.
That’s a load of crap.
Still, these “Iowans” better take their responsibility seriously. A lot of whether Fred Thompson will be president rests on their votes, and they better not screw that up.
Otherwise, I vow to destroy Iowa.
That’s right, weirdos: You screw things up for America, I’m coming after you. I will poison your corn and… um… destroy whatever else there is to destroy in Iowa. I will make it my life’s mission to annihilate your state. You may laugh that off because no one has ever destroyed a state before, but that’s only because someone like me has never attempted it. When I’m done, there will just be a big black hole… um… wherever it is on the map that Iowa is (they really neglected geography in public school).
Yeah, I may not know where Iowa is right now, but I’m just one Google away from heading right over there. You don’t want that.
Vote for Fred Thompson.
Just a Note
Unlike some other religions, people shooting who are inspired by Jesus tend to shoot straight.