This is something I never thought of: Are we still waiting for the pioneers who will be the first to have sex in space? It’s good to know that both the U.S. and Russia have done research into the mechanics of the matter because I imagine that could end up pretty awkward without a little forethought.
Hopefully they go up alone. That would be a little awkward for other crew members.
Trust me, it will happen. Hell, maybe there’s a reason they didn’t send Miss Diapers and her boyfriend up together.
“Two guinea pigs then tested them in real zero-gravity conditions.”
Did they really train rodents to knock boots primate style or do they mean “guinea pigs”? If it’s the former, I have an idea for my kid’s next science fair. If its the later, that explains the NASA High School hair-pulling and BB gun waving over who gave who chlamydia.
“It’s good to know that both the U.S. and Russia have done research…”
We must close the space sex gap with the Russians. In the space sex race it is imperative that we finish first.
For reseearch I recommend viewing of Flesh Gordon and Bararella.
Eubanks: What’s the most unusual place you’ve ever made whoopee?
Contestant: That would be up the Butt, Bob!
Errrr … I mean in the International Space Station, Bob !!!
Me, I would titled this post.
“In Space, No One Can Tell You’re a Screamer”
You know that movie scene in space with the juice? I think it was Apollo 13… they squeeze out the juice and it floats around.
My disgusting mind is picturing that scene but with much worse… errr… juice…
Pfft, that was done back in ’79.
Don’t be surprised if the Chinese haven’t already mastered this, and there are a billion more of them “tumbling” in orbit.
Space sex? That sounds great! Maybe I’d have better luck up there…
“In Space, No One Can Hear You Call Out Your Ex’s Name by Mistake.”
Douglas Adams hit upon this, in the HHGTTG series:
“Fifty-three more things to do in zero gravity”
“In the space sex race it is imperative that we finish first.”
Even if both partners aren’t satisfied?
For men, all it takes is forethought. The women prefer a little forePLAY.
DC wrote “In the space sex race it is imperative that we finish first.”
Hey, I’d make a good candidate; I always finish first.
At least in space you don’t need Viagra. Zero gravity works wonders for those who can’t get it up.
Alas…
Even without gravity…
What goes up must come down.
Dude! Why do you think they have women astronauts traveling to the ISS ?
PS – I mean I’ve always called my bed partners Mission Specialists…
On Earth, what goes up must come down, unless it goes into orbit. But in space, what goes in, doesn’t have to come out since that would screw up the gyrostabilization system on board the spacecraft. (Anyone seen my conservative? AlanABQ made me lose it.)
Title typo: but can they HEAR you scream?
LoL AlanABQ. GMTA #14.