#5 – Posted by: Starfish on December 30, 2007 01:49 PM
Actually the answer would be because being the President is hard work and a lot of responsibility and only someone obsessed with power would actually want to be President. Fred Thompson isn’t power hungry.
Let me tell you all about the Starfish
The Starfish was a really poor creature in those early days millions of years ago. He was so pathetic you would not have believed it, but let me tell you the story of how he developed into the creature he now is.
In the beginning, he wasn’t even called the Starfish, but the Blobfish, and no name could be more appropriate, for the poor creature was nothing more than a blob. He had no arms or legs, and crawled on the sand like some common creature.
He was a dull black in colour with a really terrible shade of green. If you were to come by him on the beach you would probably walk a metre or two around him, probably turning your head away from the sight.
And if you were to accidentally touch him, you would rush to the washroom in a desperate attempt to remove all traces of the unfortunate encounter.
It was therefore no surprise that the other creatures of the sea gave the Blobfish a wide berth. Nobody would play Hide-in-the-Sea or Sea-Saw with him. No school of fish would accept him. He was the constant butt of jokes, and grew to be a lonely figure.
So guys maybe starfish is just lonely and wants someone to play with!!! Maybe if we were nice to him, but then again who wants to talk to an ugly old blobfish!!!
continuation of said fact
…although even there, they will not be safe from Fred’s Wrath.
It is also expected that Hillary Clinton supporters will have to vote for Fred Thompson by the laws of thermodynamics, as they can not end up in both the tenth and eleventh circles of hell. This would cause the universe to implode.
…it will be called “The Hillary Lounge.”
…the 10th circle already has three RP meetup groups.
The Democrats are already setting up the 10th circle court of appeals.
Imagine the surprised looks on the faces of all those Huckabee supporters.
Q: Why does Fred Thompson hate running for president so much?
A: Because he sucks at it.
And K T Cat’s Hillary Lounge will offer “Fillet of Liberal” on the menu. No drinks, though. Just very HOT servers.
Q: Why do I troll blogs I disagree with in search of friends?
A: I pooped my pants!
Q: Why is IMAO the biggest loser joke blog on the Internet?
A: Because they actually think Fred Thompson will win.
Starfish doesn’t want to post with good taste, Starfish wants posts that taint good.
#5 – Posted by: Starfish on December 30, 2007 01:49 PM
Actually the answer would be because being the President is hard work and a lot of responsibility and only someone obsessed with power would actually want to be President. Fred Thompson isn’t power hungry.
Q: Why do I constantly log onto what I consider loser joke blogs?
A: I have nooo friends 🙁
Let me tell you all about the Starfish
The Starfish was a really poor creature in those early days millions of years ago. He was so pathetic you would not have believed it, but let me tell you the story of how he developed into the creature he now is.
In the beginning, he wasn’t even called the Starfish, but the Blobfish, and no name could be more appropriate, for the poor creature was nothing more than a blob. He had no arms or legs, and crawled on the sand like some common creature.
He was a dull black in colour with a really terrible shade of green. If you were to come by him on the beach you would probably walk a metre or two around him, probably turning your head away from the sight.
And if you were to accidentally touch him, you would rush to the washroom in a desperate attempt to remove all traces of the unfortunate encounter.
It was therefore no surprise that the other creatures of the sea gave the Blobfish a wide berth. Nobody would play Hide-in-the-Sea or Sea-Saw with him. No school of fish would accept him. He was the constant butt of jokes, and grew to be a lonely figure.
So guys maybe starfish is just lonely and wants someone to play with!!! Maybe if we were nice to him, but then again who wants to talk to an ugly old blobfish!!!
Any bets –
Starfish = Sarcasm Man
John McPain and his gay talk express have just entered the 10th circle.
Gee, Starfish, why so unhappy? Just think, you’ll get to spend eternity in Hell with your Fuehrer, Ron Paul!
Q: What do starfish and starfish have in common?
A: They need to be thrown into the sea.
Maybe that famous trumpet player from a few circles over for concerts now and then.
The Tenth Circle of Hell will show nothing but later episodes of “Law and Order”, over and over again. No, wait – that’s TNT.
continuation of said fact
…although even there, they will not be safe from Fred’s Wrath.
It is also expected that Hillary Clinton supporters will have to vote for Fred Thompson by the laws of thermodynamics, as they can not end up in both the tenth and eleventh circles of hell. This would cause the universe to implode.
I’m afraid it’s already been done:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28898
Fred will be out after Iowa… You heard it here first.
Actually, I’m betting a third-place finish in South Carolina will be the death blow…