If you try to fast forward past a Fred Thompson campaign commercial, your Tivo will erase all your favorite programs.
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…and then it will explode, sending flaming bits of molten plastic all across the room. If you thought wine stains were hard to remove, just try getting gooey plastic bits out of the carpet!
“A lap dance from Hillary” You are very sick for allowing your brain to even have this thought and then for sharing it with the rest of us…even watching the Patriots tonight won’t rescue my day!
Bunkerboy – eeewwwww! Why did you have to put that image in my head about Hillary’s lapdance? eeewwwww. I may never have sex again.
A side note. Fred has surpassed his fundraising goal of $248,000 to buy air time in Iowa. As of this morning, he was at $260,000. He will now have ads running in Iowa up to the caucus. GO FRED!!!
Hey ussjimmycarter – here’s hopin’ Big Blue puts a further damper on your day. Whaddaya doin’ pullin’ for the Pats, anyway – I thought you were from Minnesota…
The commercials aren’t working -> 1% is all Fred Thompson’s got in Iowa.
You guys better get another one of your Fred Thompson turd bursts together quickly before it is too late.
I wish Fred were running some commercials out here in Oregon. My DVR is full of my wife’s “girl movies” and I catch a boatload of crap if I try to delete any. Go Fred!
Paulbots are getting testy aren’t they.
Would you at least mind looking at every single other poll that has him getting at least 3-4 times what your guy is?
And what happened to: “Polls don’t count. People use their cell phones now and the methodology’s completely wrong and . . .”
When my team decides to field an actual NFL quarterback, I’ll root for the Vikes, but this year I’m on the Pats bandwagon! I am a Tom Brady fan! He makes all the other QB’s in the league look like beginners…
Purple Starfish needs to have his head blown off with a shotgun.
1% needs to be hand-jobbed to death, then put in the 10th circle of hell for not voting for Fred Thompson.
And finally, citing Human Events is not a credible source for polling.
…and then it will explode, sending flaming bits of molten plastic all across the room. If you thought wine stains were hard to remove, just try getting gooey plastic bits out of the carpet!
and then Fred Thompson comes and erases you.
Is this what it’s come to – threats? First Huckabee with his shotgun, now Fred’s gonna wipe out my shows – what’s next? A lap dance from Hillary?
Hillary Clinton Lap Dance???
AAAGH ! I’ve been traumatized! Mr. Happy may never work again.
Shame on you for provoking such a heinous image.
This is not a threat from Fred, it’s just that your Tivo knows the right thing to do.
Fred in action: snowballs
Don’t mess with Fred
“A lap dance from Hillary” You are very sick for allowing your brain to even have this thought and then for sharing it with the rest of us…even watching the Patriots tonight won’t rescue my day!
Bunkerboy – eeewwwww! Why did you have to put that image in my head about Hillary’s lapdance? eeewwwww. I may never have sex again.
A side note. Fred has surpassed his fundraising goal of $248,000 to buy air time in Iowa. As of this morning, he was at $260,000. He will now have ads running in Iowa up to the caucus. GO FRED!!!
Hey ussjimmycarter – here’s hopin’ Big Blue puts a further damper on your day. Whaddaya doin’ pullin’ for the Pats, anyway – I thought you were from Minnesota…
The commercials aren’t working -> 1% is all Fred Thompson’s got in Iowa.
You guys better get another one of your Fred Thompson turd bursts together quickly before it is too late.
Only 1%!!! Damn. If that happens Fred Thompson will be a huge joke. Oh wait. He already is.
I wish Fred were running some commercials out here in Oregon. My DVR is full of my wife’s “girl movies” and I catch a boatload of crap if I try to delete any. Go Fred!
Paulbots are getting testy aren’t they.
Would you at least mind looking at every single other poll that has him getting at least 3-4 times what your guy is?
And what happened to: “Polls don’t count. People use their cell phones now and the methodology’s completely wrong and . . .”
When my team decides to field an actual NFL quarterback, I’ll root for the Vikes, but this year I’m on the Pats bandwagon! I am a Tom Brady fan! He makes all the other QB’s in the league look like beginners…
Only thing worse than a Hillary lap dance is one from Janet Reno.
Even worse, how ’bout Nancy Pelosi manning the kissing booth at the state fair?
You can hardly taste the silicone.
Purple Starfish needs to have his head blown off with a shotgun.
1% needs to be hand-jobbed to death, then put in the 10th circle of hell for not voting for Fred Thompson.
And finally, citing Human Events is not a credible source for polling.