Keep them coming! That one was very good, and brought a little bit of a smile to my face in this time of trauma. FRED!, WHY? Damnit! Had someone to vote FOR for a change.
I’m in a quandary here. I’m also in Menlo Park, but that’s a different matter. My state assemblyman, er, assemblywoman, er, assemblyhumanoid is Sally Lieber. The name may sound familiar. If so, that’s because she’s the one who introduced a bill to ban spanking of anybody under the age of eighteen; exactly why it would be okay after somebody’s eighteenth birthday is probably something into which I don’t want to inquire. Anyway, that clearly qualifies her as a hippy or hippie or hippopotamus, so I should punch her. But, when I was growing up, using the term loosely, I was always told (by women) that it was wrong to punch girls. Should I punch Sally Lieber or not?
Spank her with a nail-studded bat, SVJ; she’s over 18, yeah? Go nuts, buddy!
I know of some RP supporters who are are “going to pay a lot for that muffler”… because it’ll be attached to the rest of the car, or at least until “afterwards”.
And it’s not about Fred; it’s just because.
I was afraid that having dropped out of the race that Mr. Fred Thompson might have dropped off IMAO’s daily posting…I should have known better and shall punch myself in the face for being such a rube! Then I will go out and punch two hippies and a girly-man liberal as part of my penance…I know…tough duty but I need to pay for my negativity!
Hey mouth breathing yahoos Fred Thompson will die on November 1,2015 and Zell Miller will die on March 23,2018. Ain’t a damn thing you can do about it.
Amen.
I hereby promise to punch no less than one hippy each and every day. I intend to do my patriotic duty toward America, do you?
My personal choice for 2008 would be Zell Miller and Lisa Beamer..
If I were to just punch Jane Fonda, how many low-level hippies would that be equal to?
If I went John Belushi, and smashed the snot out of some touchy-feely leftist singer-songwriter’s guitar, would that count for 3 or 4 hippies?
Keep them coming! That one was very good, and brought a little bit of a smile to my face in this time of trauma. FRED!, WHY? Damnit! Had someone to vote FOR for a change.
I’m in a quandary here. I’m also in Menlo Park, but that’s a different matter. My state assemblyman, er, assemblywoman, er, assemblyhumanoid is Sally Lieber. The name may sound familiar. If so, that’s because she’s the one who introduced a bill to ban spanking of anybody under the age of eighteen; exactly why it would be okay after somebody’s eighteenth birthday is probably something into which I don’t want to inquire. Anyway, that clearly qualifies her as a hippy or hippie or hippopotamus, so I should punch her. But, when I was growing up, using the term loosely, I was always told (by women) that it was wrong to punch girls. Should I punch Sally Lieber or not?
Fred Thompson ran for the GOP nomination.
It didn’t work because no party (Unless Fred himself was a Political Party) could contain that much awesome.
Punch the beatch, Jim! And then spank her.
Spank her with a nail-studded bat, SVJ; she’s over 18, yeah? Go nuts, buddy!
I know of some RP supporters who are are “going to pay a lot for that muffler”… because it’ll be attached to the rest of the car, or at least until “afterwards”.
And it’s not about Fred; it’s just because.
I was afraid that having dropped out of the race that Mr. Fred Thompson might have dropped off IMAO’s daily posting…I should have known better and shall punch myself in the face for being such a rube! Then I will go out and punch two hippies and a girly-man liberal as part of my penance…I know…tough duty but I need to pay for my negativity!
Works for me, baby.
Jim, just find a girl to punch her. Problem solved.
Hey mouth breathing yahoos Fred Thompson will die on November 1,2015 and Zell Miller will die on March 23,2018. Ain’t a damn thing you can do about it.