As the most powerful and most awesome nation ever ever, America leaves a lot for other countries to measure up to, but they don’t even seem to be trying. It’s time America makes sure other countries know exactly how much they suck. I mean really rub their faces in it.
We could start by buying the most expensive properties in some foreign countries just we can raze them to the ground. Why? Because we have money to burn like that because we’re so awesome. Then we can invade some countries, completely overthrow their governments, and just leave. If other countries ask why, we should say, “That’s the wrong question. What you should be asking is, ‘If we didn’t suck so much, would this still happen to us?'”
Most other countries in the world are seriously underachieving. It’s the duty of America, the most awesomest nation there is, to get out countries to do better. The only way to do that is to make sure they know exactly how much they suck.
Frank J. ‘XX for Some Office
“Letting other countries know exactly how much they suck.”
We don’t have to buy the properties.
If Frank J is elected, we can just nuke ’em. The moon can wait.
New Motto: “Elect Frank J, he has his finger on the button. And he’ll push it.”
This mentality is exactly why we need Ron Paul, so the terrorist can kill us all. Osama! Ron Paul welcomes you to kill us all!
This mentality iz exactly why we’s need Ron Paul, so da terrorist can kill us all. Osama! Ron Paul welcomes ya ta kill us all! just like mammy.
It must really suck to live in a country that isn’t America and sucks because of it!
I think we should start with Canada…let’s send in a very small, lightly armed battalion of untrained US Marine recruits to lay waste to their country some weekend and then we will pull back and watch the havoc that ensues…
We need to warn our boys that a generous amount of “buggering” seems to occur in the French Canadian areas (as well as most other parts of Canada) and they have permission to shoot before they are “engaged” by the enemy…
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0122081miniclip5.html
ussjc, your suggestion combined with our “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy would seem to present a buggering problem. “Sarge, I’ve got Homo Erectus in sight. What should I do?”
With all the money we’ve sent to these countries, I think we should own all of them by now. After all, how much could those crappy countries cost in the first place?
I agree that America is so awesome we should go buy foreign palaces. Unfortunately, the dollar’s too weak right now. We can only hope this is some sort of scheme to repatriate our corporate profits at a discount and really stick it to the countries that suck.