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Philandering Democrat and failed 1988 presidential candidate Gary Hart is reduced to pimping the “State of the Climate” assessment delivered to the White House on the eve of President Bush’s “state of the nation” address. This assessment was prepared by the Presidential Climate Action Project, a “non-partisan” group awash in socialist lapdogs.
Since few people have the stomach to read this commie pap sandwich, I’ve taken the liberty of digesting it for you, and will vomit the remains into your hungry minds like a doting mother bird:
The “State of the Climate” declaration urges ten steps that must be taken before the 44th president delivers the next state of the union address:
Or we will all die.
1) Recognize that climate change transcends politics and partisanship.
Code for “Republicans need to shut the hell up so that we can inflict our superior wisdom on the benighted masses.”
2) To reverse our catastrophic slide, accept that sacrifices will be required.
And accept that when there are sacrifices, there are those who make them and those who collect them. Guess which group PCAP plans to fall into?
3) Acknowledge that climate action requires a new national energy policy.
Here’s a policy – kill anyone who causes a temperature change of more than ten degrees. Mission accomplished.
4) Recognize that our national security is at stake with climate deterioration.
I assume because increasing temperatures – like everything else – angers the Arab Street.
5) Begin transition to a post-carbon economy. Opening new economic opportunities for all segments of society.
Except those who work in the multi-trillion dollar carbon-based energy part of the economy.
6) Impliment[sic] concrete climate action at home to set the stage for engaging other nations.
So… when the mob put Hoffa in a barrel of cement & dumped him in the harbor, they were just being environmentally prescient?
7) Break the hold of entrenched special interests over our climate policy.
FINALLY something sensible! I sincerely wish PCAP the best of luck in getting Al Gore and the MSM to stifle their yammering cakeholes. If it keeps NBC from having another Eco-Nazi Green Week, I’ll personally cut those boys a check for 20 large.
8) Make a major investment in federal earth sciences research.
Part of good investing is knowing when to cut your losses, so de-funding Gaia-worshipping scam artists would definitely qualify.
9) Evaluate products and energy supplies for climate impact over their lives.
I already do that, which is why I bought a low-efficiency SUV and leave it idling in my driveway 24/7. Pave the Planet, people!
10) Recognize that climate change is the leadership issue of our times.
At least for the people who haven’t been killed by terrorists.
Hey, I’m not saying Hart is an idiot for getting involved in this nonsense, I’m just saying his priorities are skewed.
And THAT makes him an idiot.
Actually, this part is absolutely true
) Begin transition to a post-carbon economy. Opening new economic opportunities for all segments of society.
That’s like firing you by saying, “We’re going to help you look for a more rewarding career. Now get outta here and start looking.”
Harvey’s back – in spades ! Woo hoo !
With all the global warming across the continent this winter, (-50 in B.C. right now), maybe the Repub candidate (not McCain!) will latch on to the obvious: it’s the final setup for pure socialism, planet-wide.
Personally, I’m voting for a new ice age, a Yellowstone erruption, a mega-Tsunami on the brain-dead Eastern seaboard, and, an economic depression all wrapped-up into one nice, population-reducing “era.” Cheers.
Dang I feel stupid now… All these years and I never realized that arabs were useful as paving material.
John McCain’ 08
John McCain is the only conservative candidate brave enough to join the fight against global warming. Protecting the planet from certain annihilation due to climate change is a conservative principle.
Raise your conservative voice
Make the conservative choice
John McCain ’08
The Right Man to Lead Us
http://www.johnmccain.com
John McBull$hit.
“Since few people have the stomach to read this commie pap sandwich, I’ve taken the liberty of digesting it for you, and will vomit the remains into your hungry minds like a doting mother bird”
Ah Harvey, you have such a way with words, what can I say !!!!
#5 – Posted by: utrejch4 on January 28, 2008 02:36 PM
John McCain: The only “conservative” stupid enough to believe the global warming hysteria.
McCain ’08: When you’re almost, but not quite, big enough of a loon to support Ron Paul.
Well, since I’m a disaster-advocate, John McCain is a close second to Cain ‘n Able. Hell, let’s vote for Ron (4000 baby deliveries??) and add him to my mix in #2.
Personally, I hope Mitt hands John his medals in Florida. And that’s not because I’m a Mitt lover.
there were ron paul fans & john mcCain before anyone ever heard of RON PAUL
they celebrate something during african-american month [toni morrison!]
Harvey, you have done a great service to the world. so much better than your alter ego “frankJ”…you should write as “Harvey” all the time and let the “frankJ” persona stick to guns and stuff.
Wow, preemptive Paul pissing.
What’s HIS historical position on parachute expenditures for redundant um…climate studies, yeah,….that’s the ticket?
sigh
It’s OK, I have my flack jacket on.
Sorry, despite lack of print space for the Dr. in
dead-tree, and dead-air media,
I’ll STILL write in his name if need be.
We’re ALLOWED to do that in NH.
And those high tech pencils leave a graphite footprint. On the ballot, and on the voter checklist.
True story, Hart was my professor just after 9-11. the weird thing is back then he seemed to get how important it was. He was more liberal than me, but he seemed to get how important it was.
This is disappointing.