I would just like to say that my sweetie, SarahK, is the bestest, and you all suck in comparison to me since she is my wife.
In case you never read it or forgot, here’s the story of when we were supposed to first meet face to face and here is when we actually suceeded.
Happy Valentine’s Day to the funniest couple on the Internets!
I hate you Frank J!
Bastich!
Thanks for putting me down & bummin’ me out, Frank… no one loves the fat Duque de ABQ!!! (OK, someone does. I hope it ain’t one of your readers!) I hope you choke on your damn Valentines chocolate.
By the way, SarahK has one of those million-dollar smiles; her eyes seem to smile with her.
And here’s a valentine to the trollery: F♡ck Yo♡ All!
Thanks for posting those links. I remember those from the first time around, but it was great re-reading them.
I don’t have a Valentine either, AlanABQ. But, as Steve Martin has said, “Hey! I got my banjo.” I’ll frail some this evening.
Did SarahK get a valentine from her masseuse?
She so good it takes two men to keep her happy; or at least one man and FrankJ. Or is a male masseuse a real man?
Man, my life sucks in comparision. Damn you Frank!
You are just lucky that I’m married and that your wife hasn’t met me yet! If she had, she’d be pining for Jimmy Carter on this special day!
aww… that’s soo cute i just got a little bilelump in my throat…
wish i’d been reading imao back then so i could have given the whole adventure the snark it so rightly deserves…
You have a wife like that, and you don’t give her massages?
Give her one for Valentines Day!
And then more later…. to make up for lost time…
You will be glad you did. ♡!
Happy Valentines Day!
Happy Singles Awareness Day everyone!
you are so sweet frankiej. your wife is a hottie and is very special… she is pretty as her mother. from … her mother.
Yeah well you suck too, Frank. SarahK doesn’t suck, though. MAN, does SarahK not suck.
Bless…you two are most likely the most adorable, comical couple on the net – happy valentine’s day.
Thanks for rubbing that in our faces, dick.
For this, I’ll have you sodomized by Big Mac.
SarahK is awesome though.
#15 – Posted by: CraigO on February 14, 2008 06:49 PM
Ha! Believe me, you don’t need to fucing ask me! I’LL DO IT TO YOU TOO IF YOU DON’T REPENT! REPENT FOR YOUR FUCING CONSERVATISM, SINNER! REPENT OR LUBRICATE! YOUR CHOICE!
You’re a lucky man, Frank J.
#13 – Posted by: Christopher Johnson on February 14, 2008 06:38 PM
Heh, heh, heh.
She is cute, if you like girls.
Lets hope and pray that she never has to wear a burka.
IIRC, she also sings like an angel. Will you please bring back the podcasts? Yehaw
John Edwards ist ine massooosser. Yest her ist no stronk enuff zoo knead flish.
Is that a hotel room she’s in?
Wow, and here I always thought you were gay
I can dig it.
Hey, we haven’t seen your cat Sydney for a while. How’s she doing?
What a doll!
Aww. Where’d she get the T-shirt?