Or I could be the VP… I don’t cause global warming, don’t work for an eeeeeeevil oil company, and absolutely no ties whatsoever to Haliburton. I sort of wish I did, though.
My choice is going to have to be FEAR. Gut-rotting, involuntary-urination inducing, seizure-causing FEAR. Or, alternately – Monica Bellucci. Simply because I would like to see her more often, and rest comfortable in the knowledge that she’s that much closer to me, instead of being all the way over in smelly Italy. That’s right, Google her name, you’ll agree.
I think John McCain should pick his best friend in the Senate Teddy Kennedy for his running mate! His buddies in the press and the liberals that he spends his days on bended knee courting would be in Nirvana! The Democratic Convention would be thrown into Chaos…
#11 – ussjc, Ted is now sick. I think Hillary is a better mate: she understands as much on economy as McCain, and she has a better chance to become McCain’s VP than Obama’s.
But I also agree with #10.
Ted Kennedy’s sickness only makes him a better VP choice. People will vote for him, simply because they feel sorry for him. Best part is, we won’t have to worry about him some how becoming president.
This is the Sun! Leave me out of this! I repudiate this post! If Fred Thompson were running I would gladly step up to the plate and offer my services. These two nitwits, however are far beneath my dignity and magistyness and I shall have no use for either of them! Hillary on the other hand is available in the event that either is assassinated…
I hope McCain picks Lieberman. Make a Neocon 08′ unity ticket.
Easier to destroy the GOP establishment if we can get more people pissed at McCain.
RON PAUL 08!
What? Now that you have that nice “you want fries with that” job and are rolling in filthy lucre, you don’t have time for us? Your gentle readers? What is next? Are we going to be forced to watch some video selling nose hair clippers for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling) before we can view the blog and see where hellfighter is now? Yah, this is how it works. First you get a few dozen people to read your spew and then you get the neo-con corporations to give you the big bucks. Is nothing sacred anymore? Like cows?
Jesus would be a great VP, but I heard on Rush Limbaugh a group of liberals dining at the same restaurant informed him that Jesus was dead.
Mr. Limbaugh then educated them. He said, “that’s right, but HE rose again”. They apparently didn’t have anything else to say.
The Sun seems pretty strong now, but you know that he’ll be putting in half-days by November.
I’d like to nominate Alucard . He’s a pretty-boy, which gives him crossover appeal, but he’s also an unstoppable vampire-killing demigod, which appeals to the base.
Yeah. Certainly not the Moon. Damn thing causes earthquakes and crazy people.
Um, have you heard of a little thing called GLOBAL WARMING!??!?!?!
May as well ask an oil company exec to be on the ticket.
See?! This is what I was talking about!
Or I could be the VP… I don’t cause global warming, don’t work for an eeeeeeevil oil company, and absolutely no ties whatsoever to Haliburton. I sort of wish I did, though.
Hey!
If the Vice-President was made out of hot dogs, would you eat it? I know I would.
But if Ubama is elected, only three fifths of the VP’s light will be reflected.
My choice is going to have to be FEAR. Gut-rotting, involuntary-urination inducing, seizure-causing FEAR. Or, alternately – Monica Bellucci. Simply because I would like to see her more often, and rest comfortable in the knowledge that she’s that much closer to me, instead of being all the way over in smelly Italy. That’s right, Google her name, you’ll agree.
yeah, I second that. Monica Belucci for VP!
How about a random guy named Ed or Frank?
Too bad Fred Thompson won’t be President. He could carry around the Sun in his hip pocket and pull out the Vice President to light his cigars.
I think John McCain should pick his best friend in the Senate Teddy Kennedy for his running mate! His buddies in the press and the liberals that he spends his days on bended knee courting would be in Nirvana! The Democratic Convention would be thrown into Chaos…
Is Michelle Malkin 35?
#11 – ussjc, Ted is now sick. I think Hillary is a better mate: she understands as much on economy as McCain, and she has a better chance to become McCain’s VP than Obama’s.
But I also agree with #10.
Ted Kennedy’s sickness only makes him a better VP choice. People will vote for him, simply because they feel sorry for him. Best part is, we won’t have to worry about him some how becoming president.
HAWT!
This is the Sun! Leave me out of this! I repudiate this post! If Fred Thompson were running I would gladly step up to the plate and offer my services. These two nitwits, however are far beneath my dignity and magistyness and I shall have no use for either of them! Hillary on the other hand is available in the event that either is assassinated…
I hope McCain picks Lieberman. Make a Neocon 08′ unity ticket.
Easier to destroy the GOP establishment if we can get more people pissed at McCain.
RON PAUL 08!
The sun is a great choice, if only symbolically. Like a conservative, the brighter it is, the more it is despised by the left.
Not so random thought.
FrankJ, you had better be ready by 2016.
Frank Stallone! You can’t have the VP outshining the P. This guy is IDEALLY suited for that purpose.
Are we talking about the magazine or giant gaseous mass?
Either way – full support from me
No, not the magazine. If Frank J were nominating magazines for VP, it would have been Stuff.
#7 – Posted by: juggernaut on May 23, 2008 12:57 PM
Oh, you mean Fred Thompson? I don’t think he wants VP…
What? Now that you have that nice “you want fries with that” job and are rolling in filthy lucre, you don’t have time for us? Your gentle readers? What is next? Are we going to be forced to watch some video selling nose hair clippers for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling) before we can view the blog and see where hellfighter is now? Yah, this is how it works. First you get a few dozen people to read your spew and then you get the neo-con corporations to give you the big bucks. Is nothing sacred anymore? Like cows?
Jesus would be a great VP, but I heard on Rush Limbaugh a group of liberals dining at the same restaurant informed him that Jesus was dead.
Mr. Limbaugh then educated them. He said, “that’s right, but HE rose again”. They apparently didn’t have anything else to say.
The Sun seems pretty strong now, but you know that he’ll be putting in half-days by November.
I’d like to nominate Alucard . He’s a pretty-boy, which gives him crossover appeal, but he’s also an unstoppable vampire-killing demigod, which appeals to the base.