examples of “change” Obama offers:
Clinton preferred cigars, Obama prefers cigarettes.
Obama actually smokes them.
Clinton was dubbed “fist black president” by the black community. That same community is asking if Obama is black enough.
Clinton’s campaign was funded by the Chinese. Obamas campaign is funded by terrorists.
Carter thought he could negotiate with the Ayatollah Khomeini. Obama thinks he can negotiate with Mahmoud Ahmadinijad.
Clintons show affection by dancing on a beach to music that was added later. Obamas do fist bumps.
Clinton wore a “special” tie. Obama refused to wear a “special” lapel pin.
Clinton didn’t inhale. Obama inhaled. A lot. He sold too.
Clinton has embarrassing associates shot. Obama throws them under a bus.
Clinton was involved in shady land deals…oh wait…that’s a bad example.
Clinton is a politician married to a lawyer. Obama is….crap! another bad example.
guess I’d better quit while I’m ahead.
Change #1:
Bigger Govt. (Universal healthcare, New Energy regulations/taxes, Govt expansion to slow AGCC)
Change #2
Smaller personal freedom (2nd amendment? bye bye. 1st amendment? Hmmm depends on who’s talking and what they are saying and whom/what they are worshiping.
Change #3
No longer OK to say the president looks like monkey.
SPacemonkey, you mean to say that Chimpy is OK, but Curious George is not? Oh, you mean because Chimpy refers to a republican, but making analogous references to a democrat is a hate crime, right?
Okay, this is probably old (of course it’s old, it’s written as if her thighness still has a chance..) but I thought funny…supposedly from someone over in Ireland:
We, in Ireland, can’t figure out why people are even bothering to hold an
election in the United States.
On one side, you have a bi+@h who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer,
running against a lawyer who is married to a bi+@h who is a lawyer.
On the other side, you have a war hero married to a good looking woman who
owns a beer distributorship.
What are you lads thinking over there?
(Hope the profanity makes it past the censor…)
The speech making talent of JFK without the military experience;
The social manipulation of LBJ without the political cunning;
The appeasement diplomacy and economic malaise of Carter without the carpentry skills;
The misuse of the military and naked abuse of power of Clinton without the juicy gossip and late-night TV jokes.
#8-
I suppose that you could’ve mentioned that, of all the Democrats mentioned in your comment, only JFK had the balls to attempt to clean up his own mess; the Bay of Pigs is the last real effort the Dems made to own up to their own follies.
Even then, it was still someone else’s fault.
Thanks Harvey!
Anonymous #11
Well, for that matter, there seems to be a lot of negativity and plenty of socialism…but, not much real hope.
examples of “change” Obama offers:
Clinton preferred cigars, Obama prefers cigarettes.
Obama actually smokes them.
Clinton was dubbed “fist black president” by the black community. That same community is asking if Obama is black enough.
Clinton’s campaign was funded by the Chinese. Obamas campaign is funded by terrorists.
Carter thought he could negotiate with the Ayatollah Khomeini. Obama thinks he can negotiate with Mahmoud Ahmadinijad.
Clintons show affection by dancing on a beach to music that was added later. Obamas do fist bumps.
Clinton wore a “special” tie. Obama refused to wear a “special” lapel pin.
Clinton didn’t inhale. Obama inhaled. A lot. He sold too.
Clinton has embarrassing associates shot. Obama throws them under a bus.
Clinton was involved in shady land deals…oh wait…that’s a bad example.
Clinton is a politician married to a lawyer. Obama is….crap! another bad example.
guess I’d better quit while I’m ahead.
Change #1:
Bigger Govt. (Universal healthcare, New Energy regulations/taxes, Govt expansion to slow AGCC)
Change #2
Smaller personal freedom (2nd amendment? bye bye. 1st amendment? Hmmm depends on who’s talking and what they are saying and whom/what they are worshiping.
Change #3
No longer OK to say the president looks like monkey.
SPacemonkey, you mean to say that Chimpy is OK, but Curious George is not? Oh, you mean because Chimpy refers to a republican, but making analogous references to a democrat is a hate crime, right?
The only good CHANGE is in BHO’s pocket, which he nervously jingles in HOPE of having enough for bus fare.
Okay, this is probably old (of course it’s old, it’s written as if her thighness still has a chance..) but I thought funny…supposedly from someone over in Ireland:
We, in Ireland, can’t figure out why people are even bothering to hold an
election in the United States.
On one side, you have a bi+@h who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer,
running against a lawyer who is married to a bi+@h who is a lawyer.
On the other side, you have a war hero married to a good looking woman who
owns a beer distributorship.
What are you lads thinking over there?
(Hope the profanity makes it past the censor…)
The speech making talent of JFK without the military experience;
The social manipulation of LBJ without the political cunning;
The appeasement diplomacy and economic malaise of Carter without the carpentry skills;
The misuse of the military and naked abuse of power of Clinton without the juicy gossip and late-night TV jokes.
#8-
I suppose that you could’ve mentioned that, of all the Democrats mentioned in your comment, only JFK had the balls to attempt to clean up his own mess; the Bay of Pigs is the last real effort the Dems made to own up to their own follies.
Even then, it was still someone else’s fault.
#5 – Posted by: nyexpat
You got it mister.