I’m voting for Barack Obama because he’s his brother’s keeper. And I’m his brother. So he’ll keep me. But I don’t have a brother, so I don’t have to worry about it.
The problem with this video is that it’s hard to tell if those are real liberals or if it’s satire. With the moonbats running rampant this year, it’s hard to tell with the left where reality ends and delusions begin.
[The problem isn’t with the video, it’s with the Democrats. They’re so kooky, it’s hard to make fun of them. – B]
I’m voting democrat because I am a gay, illegal, black, vegetarian, union teacher, who had an abortion and lives in Manhatten (did I mis a constituant?)
I’m just saying I’m voting democrat by covering my Prius and the yard of my $5million house
with Obama signs so I can appear non racist. Maybe I’ll just vote “present”.
On the bright side, having the country become a 3rd world hell hole will certainly solve the
illegal immigration problem, right? I guess I’m a toilet half full kinda guy.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe our military is just too darned advanced and something has to be done about that. It makes us look bad to other countries that we can protect ourselves. Oh – and I think all women look good dressed in black from head to toe.
I am going to bed on that one!!! Wake me up when it’s all over!!!!
I’m voting for Barack Obama because he’s his brother’s keeper. And I’m his brother. So he’ll keep me. But I don’t have a brother, so I don’t have to worry about it.
Basil, you are amazing. Fraaaaaaaaank.
I’m voting Democrat, because I forgot my tin foil hat and I’m doing what the voices in my head tell me to do.
The problem with this video is that it’s hard to tell if those are real liberals or if it’s satire. With the moonbats running rampant this year, it’s hard to tell with the left where reality ends and delusions begin.
[The problem isn’t with the video, it’s with the Democrats. They’re so kooky, it’s hard to make fun of them. – B]
I’m voting Democrat because I hate America and want everyone else to suffer just as I am!!
I’m voting Democrat because after the country goes to Hell I can say “Who is John Galt?” and see how many people get the reference.
I’m voting democrat because rich people are evil and poor people are good, and democrats want to make everyone “good.”
I’m voting democrat because I am a gay, illegal, black, vegetarian, union teacher, who had an abortion and lives in Manhatten (did I mis a constituant?)
PammyV, you forgot “anti-war”. Give peace a chance, man!
I’m just saying I’m voting democrat by covering my Prius and the yard of my $5million house
with Obama signs so I can appear non racist. Maybe I’ll just vote “present”.
On the bright side, having the country become a 3rd world hell hole will certainly solve the
illegal immigration problem, right? I guess I’m a toilet half full kinda guy.
GeeSus that male nurse with the shaved head and the tattoos……My anti-fantasy is him giving me an enema.
PammyV, don’t forget: You also walk with a limp, mow with a goat, and wear a Che t-shirt. See you at the Chi-town Obama rally on Tuesday. (NOT!)
I’m voting Democrat because I’d much rather live in the Islamic Socialist Republic of Obamastan than in the United States of America.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe our military is just too darned advanced and something has to be done about that. It makes us look bad to other countries that we can protect ourselves. Oh – and I think all women look good dressed in black from head to toe.
I’m voting Democrat because I have 49 voter registrations from ACORN, and I’ve already used 48 of them voting for Republicans.
I am voting for Chthulu because I am tired of voting for the Lesser of the evils.